Marcus Van Jam First

Not the real Anita Dobson, I just need a haircut. Below average at Fantasy Football. Fitness model. Shed influencer. Crab whisperer.

[Marcus Van Jam First @MarcusVanHalen]

@LauGoesToLondon

[Marcus Van Jam First @MarcusVanHalen]

@LauGoesToLondon Ah, how sweet of you for asking. I'm still in hospital. Been moved to a different ward in anticipation of being discharged tomorrow Yes!!! Have a lot of damage in my spine unfortunately and can't use my legs but the place they're taking me to is only 5 mins from where I live!! X

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

Ever wondered what happens to politicians who have to resign because of the way they handled the alleged bullying of a young staff member who killed himself?

Grant Shapps as new Defence Secretary follows 4 other ministerial roles in a year inc those 6 days as Home Secretary

[Marcus Van Jam First @MarcusVanHalen]

@horton_official Whatever happened to Thatcher's champion policy of polluter pays?

[Helena Horton @horton_official]

Great spot from Jasper Jolly- housebuilders have now risen to the top of the FTSE100 following the announcement they no longer have to pay for the pollution they cause https://t.co/XIkqwQo3XC

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

And there you have it, what today's announcement was actually all about.

Barratt Developments' share price up 3.43% this morning company now valued at £4.34bn and Taylor Wimpey up 2.88% company valued at £3.97bn.

That's what happens when you get rid of environment regulations.

[Marcus Van Jam First @MarcusVanHalen]

@WolfieSmiffed Made me bloody pleased with myself. Even the ambulance guy was cheering me lol

[Marcus Van Jam First @MarcusVanHalen]

Wordle 802 2/6

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[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

How to make £493,964,000 in just 8 hours 30 minutes

Easy, get govt to bin nutrient neutrality laws for house builders exactly what the likes of Persimmon PLC, Barrat Developments PLC and Taylor Wimpey PLC did this morning & that's exactly how much richer they are this afternoon.

[Simon Kuper @KuperSimon]

What's also interesting is that Brexiters no longer have "If we do xyz, then Brexit will work" narratives. No sunlit uplands anymore - just whining about Remoaners and explaining why all the various PMs messed up Brexit

[Marcus Van Jam First @MarcusVanHalen]

@gavinesler Some of the reply guys on here dream in black. No contrast. Everything is dark and beyond recognition other than being identified as rabid left. More diagnoses than the UK has had since 1946 (26 cases). Where's the hyperbole nonsense diagnosed?

[Marcus Van Jam First @MarcusVanHalen]

@pepemac27 Chaos mate. Pure laziness.

[Justin Madders @justinmadders]

Highlights from the Dorries letter to Sunak-

“you just weren’t listening”

“the country is run by a zombie Parliament where nothing meaningful has happened”

“You have squandered the goodwill of the nation, for what?”

“Levelling up has been discarded”

And the finale (1/2)

[Marcus Van Jam First @MarcusVanHalen]

@daddymojorisin Okay, thanks. It's a process I can at least get moving. It'll be worth it if there's a few k in it.

[Marcus Van Jam First @MarcusVanHalen]

Hi, If someone didn't pay into a UK private pension between 2002 and 2006, is there a provision of wishes that could allow contributions to be passed on to relatives as if this were a private pension scheme? I doubt it but thought I'd ask Twitter hive.

[Marcus Van Jam First @MarcusVanHalen]

@daddymojorisin Is this something the helpline could clear up?

[Marcus Van Jam First @MarcusVanHalen]

@ModigThe Have another fat one first

[Marcus Van Jam First @MarcusVanHalen]

@daddymojorisin Definitely paid something cause I kept getting rebates...