Centrist Dad

according to the far right I'm a 'knicker sniffing genius, who has never had a shag' 'fat degenerate piece of shirt (sic.)' 'sympathising walker (sic.)'

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

@Baddiel I’m starting to believe

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

Told you, we were the ones who stopped the Vikings in the first place and we did it again, I have to say that I’m starting to think we may just go all the way.

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

ITV should be banned from showing England games when they’re in the knockout stages

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

So they realise that we saw the vikings off in 1066?

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

Don’t quite know what to say about Anne Widdicombe, but I do know that whatever it is, now is not the time to say it.

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

@RickHJohnston We don’t own you and it’s your monarchy too, remember, it was James the first of Scotland who took the English crown when Elizabeth the first died

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

@BenInRushcliffe @CountBinface The fact that he’s only 5/1 is incredible 😆

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

@juliasuzanne76 Yeah, you all say that until we get into an argument and suddenly we’re just a fat bastard 😆

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

@Jon_Finkel Or, as Landon Donovan has pointed out; perhaps the issue is that coaching fees are out of reach for many kids

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

@HeadBerry @lib_thinks I have a feeling there’s more dirt to come out

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

@almurray Is the landlord standing again?

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

Well, at least he’ll be in Clacton now 😆

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

So Farage resigning to preempt findings of an investigation, but be doing this he is avoiding any potential sanction preventing him standing as an MP for a period of time? Is this even allowed?

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

@Baddiel don’t know if you’ve seen this, but you will get a kick out of it https://t.co/hqnSMU8i4Q

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

@MartinBuckby @RobertJenrick He’ll be another one with a photo op with a pint, never see reels of them with the punters when the game’s on, they go in early, buy a pint, get the photo and then piss off home

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

@Baddiel Did you ever think you’d hear your singing in the Azteca?

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

Pele, Ronaldo, can you ‘ear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating!

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

@botzarelli There for the ad revenue for the extra games

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

When you’re the only chance your party has for even existing, you better be Persil white

[Centrist Dad @daddymojorisin]

Robbie Williams doing an advert for cat food? That has to be a low point for him, yes? He can’t be skint, surely?