M. Spoon

Ayr Records (@AyrRecords21) // [email protected]

[Jed Drenning @TheSignalCaller]

In its history, earth has been home to an estimated 117 billion people. Only one of them has started and won four bowl games.

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

@ActionBronson They’ll never find you in the calzone

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

Get off your ass and live

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Uhhhhhh holy shit guys

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

Found the strength to get up again 🗣️

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

My sister became an Italian citizen today lmao

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

Tryna count how many doors I got not how many whores I got

[They Got Me @PaulTweetsRIP]

She's genuinely a sociopath

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

REPORTER: I just want to make sure I understand. You're alleging that the Southern Poverty Law Center was paying the leaders of KKK and other groups?

BLANCHE: I'm not alleging it. The grand jury returned an indictment that says that

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

I was getting it on an air mattress 🤧

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

Anybody can get it, the hard part is keeping it

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

Fret not yourself my brothers, worry not yourself my sisters

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

Just wanna make music til I die

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

Yesterday’s price, is not today’s price!

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

That shot was absolutely butter my goodness

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

Unreal!!!

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BRAYLON MULLINS ARE YOU KIDDING 🤯🤯🤯

UCONN COMES BACK FROM 19 TO ADVANCE TO THE FINAL FOUR 🚨🚨🚨

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

Mental shift - you’re all cooked. Nice to know you.

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

Guy at family dollar just asked me if I’m okay lol I guess I look as stressed as I feel

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

Bet on yourself, always

[M. Spoon @Marcus_spoon]

Amazing thread here, RIP a legend!

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. https://t.co/iEc9C997Ik