Mardy Mabel

Sardonic greetings cards and gifts ~

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

@easyJet Hello - I had to abandon my Gatwick to Newquay flight this morning because the person I’d be staying with has tested positive. Can I get a refund?

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

Great for any occasion.

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#mardymabel #birthday #anniversary #wedding #newbaby #congratulations #exam #thankyou #greetingscard #greetingcard

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

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#mardymabel #goodbye #leaving #farewell #greetingscards #greetingcard

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

Getting my market trader vibez on.

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#mardymabel #donttouchme #ugggghhhh

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

Nowt wrong in wearing your heart on your sleeve.

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#mardymabel #mard #mardy #mardarse #grumpy

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

😬😬😬

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[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

For the mamil in your life.

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#mamil #bikewanker #lycra #bike #cycling #lockdown #mardymabel

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

Self-isolation - that wonderful time when we find so much out about each other.

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FROM THE MINISTRY OF MARD -

Although we have a reduced number of stock lines, we are still open and selling for as long as the Postie can deliver.

MMx

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

We all know at least one.

#cats #catsaretwats #mardymabel #lockdown

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

⚡️⚡️SATURDAY SALE ⚡️⚡️SATURDAY SALE ⚡️⚡️SATURDAY SALE ⚡️⚡️

Any of these totes! Was £12.99, NOW £8.00

Sale... https://t.co/VJxycmyens

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

Dear Mama...

(11th March btw)

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#mothersday #mothersdaycard #mothersdaygift #mothersday2018 #mardymabel

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

On the upside, she did follow a load of porn accounts for me... so that gives me something to do today...

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

I've given her the sack now, so normal service has resumed.

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

Seems like some big boobied lady called Heather decided she'd do me a favour and send my tweets for me.

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

Ah dear @MetroUK, Let me count the ways you use my images without asking and don't credit me.

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

SHOP IS CLOSING FOR A FEW DAYS

At 11:59:59pm on Sunday 11th until 9am on Thursday 15th Feb

Get your... https://t.co/5Yb3OL5hTv

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

SHOP IS CLOSING FOR A FEW DAYS

At 11:59:59pm on Sunday 11th until 9am on Thursday 15th Feb

Get your anti-valentines order in before then!!

[Mardy Mabel @MardyMabel]

I always thought I'd look good in funeral black.

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#mardymabel #valentinesday #valentineday #antivalentines

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@ColdHandsHeart you flirting, bab?