dear sampey,

prank sinatra

[👼🏼 @troyesivan]

here to say Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz was ahead of its time

[dear sampey, @MargaretSampey]

WarnerMedia: Keep FilmStruck Alive - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/Tnf4SXRL4N via @Change

[Hunter Huntley @readysethunter]

Butthole Surfers covered American Woman are you kidding me????

[dear sampey, @MargaretSampey]

Me either @MargaretSampey

[dear sampey, @MargaretSampey]

“Demons don’t speak polish...?”

[dear sampey, @MargaretSampey]

This one hits hard. https://t.co/ZCqbIaR2TY

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING: Anthony Bourdain of CNN’s “Parts Unknown” is dead. The chef, storyteller and Emmy-winning host has committed suicide at age 61, CNN confirms https://t.co/kUSmSJZXNm

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

garfield? i haven’t ate ˡᵃˢᵃᵍⁿᵉ in years

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

All these Geminis in my life!!!

[dear sampey, @MargaretSampey]

It’s statistically proven that playing pool online translates to real life and I have peaked

[Duck of the day @duckoftheday]

30 May 2018

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

dentist: this is going to make you feel a little numb ok?

me: ok

dentist: [leans in] everyone you love is going to die

[Paris Zarcilla @ParisZarcilla]

To my cat sons and daughters, I'll be the hero you deserve, but not the one it needs right now (because of mama cat). So I'll hunt for you, because I can afford it. I'll be your silent guardian, your watchful protector. Love, #CatDad

[dear sampey, @MargaretSampey]

@Hayley_Morgan22 @marinaoftheseaa How did you know baby

[dear sampey, @MargaretSampey]

She sucked her binky and said, “I love Brittney Spearits”

[dear sampey, @MargaretSampey]

So sad that my boyfriends thumbs got cut off on his vacations :/