MARGE

Queen of Inconvenience. she/her

[MARGE @Margethelion]

The names medium large, but you can call me Marge

[MARGE @Margethelion]

@EthanValcich Big yikes. Goin in the gc

[MARGE @Margethelion]

@quinn_forthewin @largewife @verysharpelbows Wasn’t expecting a whole class on this thread but you always come through with the recipe notes!!

[MARGE @Margethelion]

@largewife 👀👀👀

[MARGE @Margethelion]

@kaytee_mc I was in this exact same position 4 month ago! Banana republic factory men’s pants are my go to comfy pants and they are lit always running sales so I get all my “business casual” stuff there :)))

[MARGE @Margethelion]

I’ve never found more solace in an email

[MARGE @Margethelion]

I think a fake Don Cheadle is trying to reach me about my cars extended warranty

[MARGE @Margethelion]

Can someone please find my reflection in this photo so I can stop convincing myself I’m invisible when I’m behind my camera??????

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

it’s valid to not want kids. it’s valid to also not want a career. it’s valid to want a peaceful, child-free cabin in the woods where you pick berries and never work again

[MARGE @Margethelion]

Alone and Sad because I hate Tom Cruise

[MARGE @Margethelion]

Stick with me here. I’ve catered to a lot of lightning stores/companies in my time and they have every single lamp, sconce, and chandelier on all at once- all day. It takes every ounce of composure in me not to ask “HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY FOR ELECTRICITY???” I’m gonna ask.

[MARGE @Margethelion]

But is it little or leedle??

[MARGE @Margethelion]

Wow I just outed my current music how cute

[MARGE @Margethelion]

nEW aRTSit!?!? Lmao

[MARGE @Margethelion]

Do you write in all caps or what??????? What else?? I don’t even know how to write a lowercase letter anymore

[mama bee @BeeKayGeee]

PSA: don’t remove your nail polish w/100% acetone in a steamy bathroom with a candle lit. Lost all my hand and arm hairs and burned my finger tips. That shit was some scientific phenomena & I never heard sounds like that come outta me in all my 33 years

[MARGE @Margethelion]

Just gonna leave this here for educational purposes

[MARGE @Margethelion]

@DValcich

[MARGE @Margethelion]

Everyday I get worse at Wordle

[MARGE @Margethelion]

@beccaonthefritz thank you!!!

[MARGE @Margethelion]

If there’s anything I would like to complain about regarding tik tok, it would be the “people you may know” feature. I don’t neeeeed to know what my boyfriends moms boyfriends 19 year old daughter is doing there