chloberticus

spending hours of my one wild and precious life on twitter? its likely :(

[𐙚 @ethicalprncess]

i’m anxious on my mother’s side and avoidant on my father’s side

[csz @cszabla]

they are cooking on aesthetic levels that should be embarrassing everyone else, and doing it under sanctions

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

i don’t know anything but my experience of aging so far has been a series of sudden& humiliating realizations that every cliche made meaningless by constant exposure (“be yourself” etc) contains a completely overwhelming degree of truth that u can’t understand until you just do

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

I believe I do...

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.

[henry @arithmoquine]

overheard two chinese people at a party last night holding a conversation entirely in mandarin, except that one of them kept saying the phrase "lesbian agenda" in perfect english

[Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3]

A friend sent this to me so I thought I would share it

[rue🍊 @rue_lou]

i’m sorry but i have to outdo your orange slice

[Mila @RealWiseWords]

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

you need the belief set of a steven universe queer and the actions of a ketamine queer to succeed in life

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Jobs near me full time no experience mid 20s overweight

[una malcria @yatta_reynolds]

Frank Ocean has given us so much great music, but I think the best thing he's ever done was beat Chris Brown's ass.

[Stuart @punished_stu]

all ideal place pictures reveal that everybody hates cars and probably don't even realise it