Seriously. I, too, dread this day. This morning I fell for a "Kale Toothpaste" ad from Natural Grocers, thinking: EWWW! Who would buy that? . . . Answer: No one, you silly April Fool.
Okay so who else was born gullible like myself and dreads this day with every fiber of their being? I just spent ten seconds in disbelief from the news that @GregorysCoffee is only serving decaf from now on. 🤦🏻♀️ I WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING ANYONE TELLS ME it’s a real problem.