Mari Davies

[Mari Davies @Mari_Sailing]

Mor hapus i gael cyhoeddi fy ngwaith cyntaf mewn cyfnodolyn meddygol! #COVID19 @cymbcaerdydd @Gymfeddygol @awenior 🔥😊 https://t.co/PIi56Rc8Dk

[Huw Roberts🕊️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺 🏉🚵‍♂️🌍 @HuwPlasymmhowys]

Heddwch i’w llwch 🙏.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

2 great 2 depression maybe

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

My favorite productivity hack is working at a library with no laptop charger and using the battery life as time pressure I call it the poor man’s pomodoro

[Mari Davies @Mari_Sailing]

@morgan_steven @AmandaTyDwr Hahah brill 😂

[Meg Reid @meg_it_happen]

but that was my emotional support daylight

[Ben @propofoletal]

Me: Can I have time off for my brother’s wedding in 2025?
Rota coordinator: Quantum computer says no…

[N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky 👻💉💊 @DrSpooky_ER]

Me: please please please don’t let the troponin be high

The troponin:

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

BREAKING: McDonald’s replaces The Hamburglar with another well known felon

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Math at Halloween.

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

What's the charge? Filling a bake? A succulent Steak Bake?

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Please buy my Amulet, it is £300 plus P+P and it will protect you from Russell Brand, PayPal accepted

[Bethan 🦥💜 @bethicillin]

The pigeon lady doth protest too much, methinks

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I’m not Jeff fuckin Besos, Beth

[Jack @DrJack_Whiting]

Yesterday on labour ward, a woman SROMed so forcefully that the liquor hit a plug socket on the opposite wall and started an electrical fire in the birthing suite, like some sort of @amateuradam story.

IACOA did not prepare me for this.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Donald Trump is not thinking about you. He only sees power as a means to his ends. America is ready to turn the page.

[Chris E. Teigen @ChrisETeigen]

Omfg the skeletons are HOT TO GO for Halloween