Maria Concertina

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@sarahmaclean @FatedMates @DrJenGunter I've got two more hours in the car today and can feel an almost infinite amount of regret incoming

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@TessaDare The in-state school I started my geosciences degree at 10 years ago costs more now per year than the private school I graduated from this year. I took 6 yrs off to work and save, still have 60k in loans to pay off and no real job prospects. I did everything "right" and still lost

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@TessaDare I'm a geoscientist I volunteer as tribute to lead geological expeditions

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@TessaDare On one hand I'm desperate to google this and on the other hand I just know my new great-grandboss will walk in as I'm excitedly explaining it to my coworker on Monday...

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@SamaraParish I did this at work with a geostats assignment last year and almost submitted it with the phrase, "oh shit god damn stop boiling you stupid fuck" in it... 😅 my poor professor

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@JenReadsRomance [laughs in German]

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@mostlybree Absolutely devastated that this was a recommended tweet to me at like 6am. Twitter, how could you do me so dirty 😭

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@mostlybree Last few days about how painful it must be for the residents and former residents to know that their home might truly be gone after this.

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@mostlybree My migraine meds make me so loopy and i keep finding wallpaper tabs open on my phone/laptop 😭

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@JenReadsRomance Unimaginable that no one ever went to Warped Tour or was really jealous of their friends who went to Warped Tour

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@JenReadsRomance I am 28 and have now realized I've never seen a my-age character reference loving shrek as a kid or being a scene kid or whatever. No memes or anything. I wonder if that's why I struggle to connect with contemporary novels.

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@MissElyssa92 @JenReadsRomance Right?? My parents are anti-pop culture fundies and I saw PotC in theaters TWICE. up until that point the only movie I'd been to was Jonah: a VeggieTales movie!

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@TessaDare Crinoids are a really common fossil where I'm from in the great lakes!

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@WriterPhoebe @mostlybree I'm not a meteorologist (just an env scientist) but my guess is it's a modeling error that made it to air rather than a typo or an actual hellmouth

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@2ManyOfUs @sortedfood God damn it

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@sortedfood here's a picture of my sister using a cookie gun to make what was sold as "heart" cookies for another sister's wedding...... Clearly, it worked out well. #sortedgadgets

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@TessaDare

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@TessaDare Funny you should say that because I feel like I need to dress up whenever I think about going to CA, but I'm from upstate New York and haven't changed out of black leggings in more than a year.

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@sortedfood Yeah! If by fab you mean "300 dick cookies"!

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@sarahmaclean Drivers in Maine will stop if you're rich but if you look like a Reprehensible Youth they'll run you over.