maria

born to nap, forced to work | she/her |

[maria @MariaEViscomi]

my source of motivation to read Shakespeare’s most famous plays:

⚪️ deepening my understanding of famous literature

⚪️ an A in a 300-level English class

🔘 understanding all of the @SparkNotes tweets

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

This is baby Backpack, in case you needed another reason to root for the Lord of Lard, Earl of Girth and Commander in Beef. 👑

[dupa🍺🦖 @electric_drms]

no context #goodomens3 spoilers

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

happy two years of “the record” by boygenius

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

👀 You have got to be kidding me.

https://t.co/IhhvFvw6DG

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

If u didn’t love me at my family jewels then u don’t DESERVE ME at my next album ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

[cel 🐌 @dnplesbianism]

chappel roan using ai, my fave polish youtuber using chatgpt, my uni mates laughing at ai generated memes and using chatgpt in their coursework, every app bombarding me with random ai "helpers", this is how ive been feeling lately

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

people who say “why do we need [fine arts, humanities degrees, mid-budget films] when they don’t make a ton of money?” are insufferable. why do we need chrysanthemums? why do we need bonfires or baleen whales or the color blue? we just do. we just do.

[paul art smith @PaulArtSmith]

Jonathan Bailey is fully out here wearing a t-shirt with Norbert Leo Butz’s headshot on it

[Dr Eva Burke @Eva_B89]

Ask any woman over 25 if it's unspoken

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Need to see their Hot Honey Rag

[maria @westsidesorry]

i’m seated. the bookstore employees are scared and asking me to leave because "it's not even out yet" but i’m simply too seated.

[Hadestown @hadestown]

Down, down, down the road to Hell.

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Down
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Down the road
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Down the witches’ road
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[wesker’s slickback @ghoulhag]

dorian gray adaptation where dorian and basil are siblings and an emerald fennell wuthering heights with a twitter fancasting, what are we doing to our beautiful gothic literature

[Janet Wang @janetjwang]

The university doesn't have money to keep GSI positions, nor can it adequately fund Flint and Dearborn campuses, but it has money for this?

[soph🌜🪐 @fullmoonyelena]

john mulaney and chappell roan your most annoying friend just fell to their knees

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

Yesterday, students were charged with felonies for "trespassing" on their own campus. Today, disturbing details emerge about the Detroit Police illegally surveilling and stalking civil rights and Palestinian activists. You can’t "defend democracy" by shredding the Constitution.