Maria Landeaux

Venezolana

[Irene Lucía Arenas Almandós @ire_arenas]

Y recuerden amigos: nadie que haga plata anda vendiendo cursos de cómo hacer plata.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

"Why do you always wanna stay home alone?"

Me alone at home:

[‏ًً @inpoesie]

yo después de 3 horas de llorar

[Pop Base @PopBase]

'Me Rehúso' by Danny Ocean has surpassed 'DAKITI' by Bad Bunny to become the third most streamed Spanish-language song in Spotify history.

The track also holds the record as Spotify's most streamed solo Latin song.

[Fact @Fact]

Your instincts are usually right about people. Don't doubt them.

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

"We never see you after work."

Me after work:

[Juanda Palacios 🇪🇸 @JuandaRM7]

- 0 tiros a puerta
- 0 grandes ocasiones
- 30% de posesión
- 6 tarjetas amarillas
- 1 tarjeta roja
- Agresiones durante el partido
- Agresiones tras el encuentro

PERO CHEEEEEE, SON LOS QUE MEJOR CANTAN Y ALIENTAN 🇦🇷

[miya @miyarah_]

odio la sensación de sentirme sudada, pegajosa y apestosa por culpa del calor

[Daniel @EsDanielacho]

Los venezolanos este 2026:

[★ @Selinaaaiiii]

Quédense con su pinche final fea y que chingue su madre Infantino.

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨FACT: Cape Verde are the only team Spain faced at the 2026 World Cup that they DIDN’T beat

[Tuit por Contrato @TuitPorContrato]

"Somos latinos y tenemos que apoyar a Argentina"

Yo mañana:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me: “2026 is gonnna be my YEAR!”
My life in 2026:

[andrés @andresmiguer]

fingiendo que estoy de acuerdo contigo solo para que te calles el hocico

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

"This job is driving me crazy"

Me at work:

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

As long as you don’t have kids, your 30s are
basically your 20s with money

[Carla @carlaconwifi]

quien no asume tu riesgo no decide por ti ⏳

[mika @mikasagrada]

“você tá livre depois do trabalho?”

eu depois do trabalho:

[Lonely🥀 @angelo_uf]

Satisfacción de adultos llegar a casa y andar así:

[angie ★ @hothwxlls]

QUE VIVA DUA LIPA, ONE DIRECTION, JUDE BELLINGHAM, LA REINA ISABEL BUCKINHAM PALACE, LADY DI, HARRY KANE, QUEEN, EL BIG BEN, HARRY STYLES, ADELE, LOS PEAKY BLINDERS, LOS BUSES ROJOS Y EL CLIMA GRIS