Maria Sutton @Biffasutton

Had a little Twitter break, now I’m back 😊👋🏼👍🏼x Home Office Worker.

[Maria Sutton @Biffasutton @MariaSu33272028]

@TweetsofGould Eeeerrrr Knees ?? 🤔🤔😂x

[blake harrison @blakeharrison23]

Father Time waits for no one. 👴🏻

[Maria Sutton @Biffasutton @MariaSu33272028]

Thank you for this mystery present left outside my door today 👍🏼😂

Clearly seen my recycle bin 🙈😂
#gift #prosecco #kind #mademesmile

[Maria Sutton @Biffasutton @MariaSu33272028]

Xmas do selfie !

I def do not look like that now .... 🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️
#roughas #mowgli #nomakeup #eyebags #makeupismybestfriend. 👍🏼👍🏼

[DBM @DBentleyMiller]

Fact: most females don’t answer video calls after 9pm because after that time their faces have been restored to factory settings.....

[Maria Sutton @Biffasutton @MariaSu33272028]

@lou__king Ha ha ha 🙈🙈🙈🤣😂xxx

[Lauren Wilson @lauren_florence]

I’m on a first date and I keep telling the guy how much I want @StaceyDooley to win strictly... AM I OKAY?!

[Ledley King @LedleyKing]

Next round👏🏾👏🏾bring it on! #COYS #THFC

[Maria Sutton @Biffasutton @MariaSu33272028]

Blooming predictive text . Tried to write Sweary Parrot .... it spelt out Sweaty Parrot ... No one wants one of those 😂😂#fnarrfnarr #child #funnytho

[Maria Sutton @Biffasutton @MariaSu33272028]

Ooh hello 😍😍 Magic Mike lads on This Morning ..... #hotflush 👌🏽👌🏽

[Maria Sutton @Biffasutton @MariaSu33272028]

Catching up with Zapped . Bloomin funny #munty #crunt #fut 😁

[Maria Sutton @Biffasutton @MariaSu33272028]

@Markwhite315 Great well done 😊👌🏽xx

[Rach @RachaelvsWorld]

I don’t have an advent calendar so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating whatever’s in there

[Jordan | Disney Dad @Jordan_Coombe]

When the taxi arrives and you haven’t finished pre-drinking #ImACeleb

[UK Cop Humour @UKCopHumour]

There's always one colleague...

[Maria Sutton @Biffasutton @MariaSu33272028]

Merry Xmas everyone . That’s everyone’s present sorted 👍🏼👍🏼🤣 #toilethumour #child #mustgrowup