Mariah

all I have’s my honor, a tolerance for pain, a couple of college credits, and my top notch brain

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

With all of these live action Disney remakes, I’ve been thinking that what we really need is a live action remake of Atlantis: The Lost Empire. So here’s my ideal casting for the movie that no one asked for or really cares about but me. Enjoy

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

@valeriehstone Thank you for this controversial yet brave take

[fran @galacticidiots]

My love language is forcing everyone to become obsessed with my current obsession so they suffer with me. I am the opposite of a gatekeeper. I am a gateway.

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

@realestcookie @GoodReddit Wait…our shared roommate??

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

At what stage in my career will I be able to stop googling words to make sure I’m using them correctly in an email?

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

@valeriehstone Omg I remember this happening but can’t remember who it was 😂

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

brb changing my dating profile bios to “over-educated and under-loved” 🤣

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

This is the best day of my life.

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

Dark Berry is back—but only for people named Barry. The rest of you non-Barrys will have to wait your turn. #DrPepper4Barrys #DarkBerryIsBack

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

Did you really go to Disneyland if you don’t spend the next full week at home checking ride wait times sporadically during the day?

In other news, there’s only a 30 minute wait for Space Mountain!

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

@royalgarbagegal Friday vibes

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

My toxic trait is thinking that every candy bar with peanuts/peanut butter is “basically a power bar”

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

Chocolate chips should be abolished from ice cream. Any ice cream that needs chocolate would be better off with brownie chunks, fudge swirl, or Oreos.

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

@valeriehstone Ask and ye shall receive. If I were to add amounts of times I’ve listened to the Soundtrack… Tick Tick Boom would need its own note 😂😬

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

***No Way Home Spoilers***

When everyone’s wanting to watch Daredevil after finishing No Way Home but I just want to watch Andrew Garfield’s entire filmography because my obsession has been rekindled thanks to NWH and Tick Tick Boom

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

@RoyalGarbageMan Wordle is to millennials what Trivia Crack was to millennials in 2015

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

https://t.co/C5uyxWXFYU

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

I’ve been trying to get off Encanto tik tok but have just found myself on Curt Connors tik tok, where every video is joking about life being so much better if he succeeded and we all became lizards.

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

https://t.co/AKBEn43ZRN

[Mariah @MariahgAz]

I got a cat, and so far the best thing is witnessing all the stupid predicaments he gets himself into. This was taken 2 seconds before I had to catch him as he slipped off the desk. Meet Murphy Rex Gunderson 🐈‍⬛