Mariah Ryan

7th grade English teacher at FCMS. Lover of books, Nitro cold brews, my pup Sullivan, and the Oxford comma.

[Mariah Ryan @Mariahhh10]

Chris can always tell when I’m spiraling because I’ll restart The Office back from the very beginning and act like I wasn’t just in the middle of the series.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Your reminder: While Republicans are out there blaming mental health for school shootings - 205 of them voted AGAINST a bill to expand school-based mental health services. So…

[Renee 🧝🏻‍♀️ @sadie_sea]

Some people treat their socials like LinkedIn and I hate it. I’m not here for your constant work updates bitch, let me see u have a meltdown. Be unhinged

[Renee 🧝🏻‍♀️ @sadie_sea]

I have no science to back this up, but I’m convinced us big nosed girlies suffer much more during cold & flu season than button nosed girlies

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

The show “The Bear” but the restaurant only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and water

[Mariah Ryan @Mariahhh10]

My boy has two teeth! 🦷🦷

[Mariah Ryan @Mariahhh10]

@toujoursam Plus Fells Point is soooo much fun with tons of cute bars! Canton is dreamy. That’s where my fiancé lived when we first started dating!

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

People who think Emmett Till was ancient history should be reminded that 18 current members of Congress are older than him and the white woman Carolyn Bryant who falsely accused him is still alive.

It’s not ancient history. It’s not even history. It’s contemporary reality.

[Mariah Ryan @Mariahhh10]

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[Mariah Ryan @Mariahhh10]

The simple luxury of stretching out, moving freely, and using multiple pillows is UNREAL and UNDERRATED when you have a co-sleeping baby.

[Mariah Ryan @Mariahhh10]

Just got my booster, and while I’m sitting here in Target waiting the mandatory 15 minutes, I am getting scoffs and looks. Would they like it better if I coughed on them?

[Kat @katbrad]

Wait maybe I did participate in NFTs

[Mariah Ryan @Mariahhh10]

“The version of you that will handle that tough thing —if and when it happens— will be born into existence in that moment. Trust your future self to handle future problems.”

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

CDC, 2020: wash your groceries

CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay

[Mariah Ryan @Mariahhh10]

Just cut my son’s (so surreal saying that still) fingernails for the first time. I think I just lost years on my life.

[Mariah Ryan @Mariahhh10]

38 weeks. This is for real gangsters. I’m not a real gangster. #donewithpregnancy

[Mariah Ryan @Mariahhh10]

@_Maria_xoxo Yes! This is the type of energy I need to see on my feed. Thank you

[Mariah Ryan @Mariahhh10]

I thought I found my life partner in Chris, but he has just politely asked me to “not watch The Office while he sleeps” because it gives him Office dreams? I’m sorry?! What is the problem with that?!??

[Mariah Ryan @Mariahhh10]

Graduate school is a lot more stressful when you work full time. And my little wimpy ass is only taking one class currently 🙈

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

I SAID YES 💕💕💕💕💍💍💍🥰🥰🥰 to multiple people when they asked me to do things! and now i’m overwhelmed