Marial Elizabeth

Mom. Event Planner. Manager. Marketer. Writer. Common Denominator. #Minneapolis #Comedian #foodie #thebookofmomvelations #momlife

[Marial Elizabeth @MarialEliz]

Remember 7.27.17 husband left toilet seat up for pregnant wife to fall into in the middle of the night. #NeverForget #momlife #Survivor

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@FatFreddysPat Eeeesh. I wish I could say I was surprised.

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Face masks really lose their appeal when they feel like condoms.

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Pancakes are like kids. Basically the same recipe every time but they all come out different. #kids #pancakes #SundayThoughts

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I’m four frankencups deep and there’s no end in sight. Happy Halloween!! 🎃 #thisiswhywehavesomanykids

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I’d like to thank all the teachers working tirelessly this year to keep our kids educated. I’m looking at you, Josh (Blues Clues). #Nickelodeon #privateschool #cheap #education

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The only way I gauge time now is “wow another new Paw Patrol episode.” It must be Friday! #TGIF2020

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Masks DO come in handy when changing a blowout diaper. That’s as political as I’m willing to get these days. #COVID19 #SilverLining

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@storourk 🤣👌🏻

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@ais4appel I’m deactivating too! 🙌🏻

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Is it bad that I associate with Christine from @sellingonsunset ? Those braids tho! #bingeworthy

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Oof. I get excited about wheat berries now. #old

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The way I contort my body to breastfeed should be a sport. #breastfeeding #BackPain

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I got rid of Facebook! Now I’m on Twitter more. 🤦🏼‍♀️ #CantStopWontStop

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Ppl are so impressed to see me at the gym right after having a baby. Truthfully, I’m not here to work out. It’s the the only place I can go to the bathroom in peace. #selfcare #4kids #twotoomamy #bathroomtweet

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Had to google how old Josh from Blue’s Clues is cuz he gives me feels. Don’t worry, he’s 29!! #momlife #Nickelodeoncrush

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No one ever warned me about ALL the rags I’d be gifted as a grown up. #somanyrags #AdultingAndStuff

[Marial Elizabeth @MarialEliz]

You know you’re old when you complain about Dateline reruns. 👵🏻