mj

honeymoon is alive and breathing

[Gus Kondo @gustavokondo]

forte candidato a melhor tweet do ano

[anti galdérias | Matilde @wwwnaosei777]

#sstvi

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

you’ve gotta read the room bro there’s an elephant

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

i need everything about airplanes to be extremely serious no funny shit like this

[erika @yeeeerika]

the cat hair is part of the fit

[ratgirl🪷 @ddesolationrow]

I hate when interviewers ask me where I see myself in 5-7 years dawg im killing myself next year I don’t know !!!!!

[sarah @heavenbrat]

i love when british ppl are like ‘innit’ like yeah innit

[ٰ @daergp]

i hope the trees know i notice them

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

when i call a cat chonky, i am not fatshaming him. in fact, i am fatpraising him.

[ri @goodluckbabe28]

when i stream a song the night it comes out and it randomly becomes a hit later

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

tweeting like the musicians playing the violin on the Titanic.

[Tiago David @oTiagoDavid]

Não me lembro de muita coisa mas não esqueço o código do dinheiro do Sims.

motherlode

[AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready]

No I can’t meet you for a drink, I’m busy monitoring this monkey situation.

[liv thee artist🍉 @liv__simone]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

they should invent a day where i figure it all out