Maricane

couldn’t kill me then, can’t kill me now

[Maricane @Maricane666]

Today I took a piss in a toilet standing up for the first time in like 2 years and absolutely missed and pissed everywhere. Still got it.

[Maricane @Maricane666]

if it wasn’t for my faithful mutt Rochester, I would haven’t a friend in the world. I know the police and dog catchers want to kill him for some of the things he’s done, but I won’t let them find him. He’s adopted, by the way

[Maricane @Maricane666]

I’m firing an 8K-47

[Maricane @Maricane666]

Been listening to a lot of Bowie recently. His 90s stuff is insane and awesome

[Maricane @Maricane666]

Coming back to posting feels like I graduated from school and now I’m the janitor at the school or an admin person in the office. And

[ava @westcoastwinter]

10 years without the best hater

[Maricane @Maricane666]

older millennials plz stop getting mad about voice messages

[Maricane @Maricane666]

There are so many types of bottoms out there,

[Maricane @Maricane666]

I’ve got a weird feeling that something is about happen with Madonna. Decided it’s a good time to start listening to Madonna

[Maricane @Maricane666]

@westcoastwinter No, no, let’s hear him out. I wanna see him try his hardest to squirm out of everyone hating him

[Maricane @Maricane666]

@dollarnuftynuf The trick is to totally remove your whole face and then just reattach it. It’s like a hard reset

[Maricane @Maricane666]

who remembers this pic

[Maricane @Maricane666]

alright first things first, I’ve been away, and things have changed but I am still the same goddamn fucking idiot that I always was, and the FfReak is Bback

[Maricane @Maricane666]

I think it’s time that I return to posting.

[Maricane @Maricane666]

@dollarnuftynuf lmaoo

[Maricane @Maricane666]

Dec 30 2025

[Maricane @Maricane666]

Had to pay my respects to the legendary poster Scott Adams. Not a lot of people can post like him. Post In Peace my friend. He’s drawing dilbert in heaven now

[Maricane @Maricane666]

bakc in my day we had MTV, and they played music videos, now they only play jersey shore

[Maricane @Maricane666]

@DAMNAINE @Number1Hegel speak my name and I will appear

[Maricane @Maricane666]

@Number1Hegel @DAMNAINE that’s right