Brett

Female Body Respecter

[Brett @brettschummer]

what’s our national bug? where the fuck are my national bugs at

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@JohnnyGiunta_ You aren’t a real Jays fan if this interview isn’t destroying you

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@noahskrynyk @JohnnyGiunta_ @Gate14Pod He should be in a fuckin ground out derby right now

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@JohnnyGiunta_ Should Miles Straw be available out of the bullpen for the All-Star game?

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@FatLennyLJS

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@JohnnyGiunta_ Straw erasure

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@JohnnyGiunta_ Let’s get Straw to toss 8 innings for us fuck it

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@DannySpxp @JohnnyGiunta_ My goat

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@AveryChenier No way

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@1800ghostman Doesn’t even say Boston cream smh

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@KeeganMatheson I’m going to end it

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@JohnnyGiunta_ No man, you gotta go lasik or contacts

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@FictionIRL Lmaooo

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@JohnnyGiunta_ I guess Bo leaving wasn’t all bad

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@C_Bass419 Please be back in toronto

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@JohnnyGiunta_ Been waiting for this since watching Doc Halladay with my grandfather and I can’t even get a standing ticket within 3 seconds of them going on sale

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@bartlebytaco I laughed so fucking hard the first time I watched it

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@nycmelee I think that changing the name back to Hax’s Nightclub would be a good way to remember his legacy

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@ZainNaghmi @ScorpADorp Mario goodie

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@moky_dokie Can we get a Toronto ban going

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@zamu_ssbm The girl reading this