Megan Murphy

Rebel Rebel

[Megan Murphy @MarieMegan]

@rooobbbyyyy Stop it

[Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle]

credit card chip machines are like:

- DO NOT remove your card
- DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card
- take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

good news you no longer need to test for covid because you have covid everyone has covid

[Megan Murphy @MarieMegan]

@AlexLaCubana @LIRR Same girl! I walked to the jitney it’s just down the street. Would definitely suggest that if you’re going into Manhattan

[Rishh @Riocasm]

“out for delivery” just isn't enough, i wanna know what street you on

[JaiVibez🥶 @daystack]

Wtf did they put in this daylight savings??? NyQuil????

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

"The division is part of the oxygen of democracy... the difference is, and it's a deeply troubling one, is that many people have set aside, it seems, their capacity to change their minds if circumstance suggest they should." - @jmeacham

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

sorry can't work today I'm still dealing with the trauma of last night's episode of The Bachelorette

[Megan Murphy @MarieMegan]

@MetroNorth Any update? Are trains coming to Chappaqua station?

[Megan Murphy @MarieMegan]

Last night I went on a date for the first time since March. He asked me what I like to do for fun and I said “play sports”. I haven’t played a sport in years.

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

It's been 17 YEARS since the greatest album of all time Metamorphosis was released on August 26, 2003

[flamie foxx @overlybrennan]

teachers used to really have beef wit me like bro I’m 12

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

In public coughing is like the new shitting ur pants

[Megan Murphy @MarieMegan]

I can’t believe there was ever a time where I wore a bra every day

[rachel zegler (she/her/hers) @rachelzegler]

'the 1' by taylor swift is a page out of my journal

[Megan Murphy @MarieMegan]

This is the cutest thing I've ever seen

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Dr Anthony Fauci opens 2020 US baseball season with ceremonial pitch ⚾

https://t.co/hBrmUydz8C