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[matyn @MarinNguyo]

@K24Tv Let's hope it won't be history repeating itself

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

I just heard someone say that:

quitting your worst habit will change your life faster than starting your best habit. Fix the leak before you fill the bucket.

[Thabo @Thabothecopy]

F off

[matyn @MarinNguyo]

@HeDontMakeNoise Gen zs are everywhere..they are even taking selfies in the middle of a combat

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Me aggressively begging the universe to give me one big win that will cover all my losses.

[Vicky Junior Mukulima @Vickyjr]

Most choose entrepreneurship with the hope of being millionaires but end up being talented dancers.

The economy has been showing business people very bad things.

[matyn @MarinNguyo]

@Weyne_west Face card na kifua ☑️..shida nivenye walikaa chini haraka

[matyn @MarinNguyo]

@of_martoh Kwanza ni ya black

[matyn @MarinNguyo]

@tonvionny So true 😂

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

When we advise ladies to stop advertising their men on social media, they point accusing fingers at us, saying, “hutaki watu wakuone because you are a serial cheater and want to keep your ‘operations’ undercover.”

What you don’t know is that when you post us on TikTok and IG, snorkeling off Wasini Island in Diani, doing “high-fives” with dolphins and interacting “live live” with marine life on a slow Wednesday afternoon, even your most trusted besties want that opportunity to experience those unique ways of the rich.

So, after insisting that you come with your female friends to Oyster Bay in Kilimani, and by bad luck he finds his soulmate after she secretly writes her number on a receipt and slips it into his pocket that time you excused yourself for a bathroom break, blame nobody but yourself.

Weeks later, ukituona tukilisha turtles huko Zanzibar with your Bestie and her envious friends, as you remain indoors on Saturday ranting on your WhatsApp status and social media about how people are “snakes,” hiyo problem ulijiletea wewe mwenyewe, my sister.

[matyn @MarinNguyo]

@jothefu_1 N for beers kindly check the expiry date

[matyn @MarinNguyo]

@MrKaranjaKe Skuizi inaitwa Singapore

[𝕃𝕖𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕕 @ernest_dorzie]

Are you kidding me?

[matyn @MarinNguyo]

@RichkiddWizzy Which hotel is this

[Francis Atwoli NOM (DZA), CBS, EBS, MBS. @AtwoliDza]

With my two term enthusiasts as we prepare to fly. God Bless.

[matyn @MarinNguyo]

@BrianMPeter @grok answer the question

[matyn @MarinNguyo]

@georgediano Lies.. there's no way you can win with this two on your team

[Kibwi @MugambiKibwi]

The only country in the world that can check the police 😂😂😂

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

I respected Senator Methu from this day. He will be someone big one day

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

This is level of petty is admirable.
Moses Kuria ameanza kuongea upuzi wakaanza kuimba wimbo za golden bells.😂😂