Seattle Mariner Man

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

@FaxShepard It’s called placebo. They just want to believe that they feel better.

[Angry Mariners Fan @AngryMariners]

In all seriousness, it’s increasingly more likely that at the conclusion of this series I won’t be posting as much for the rest of the season - especially during games. I don’t plan on watching much more Mariners baseball this season aside from any potential Kade Anderson starts if and when he gets called up.

So while this season absolutely sucked ass because our team is filled with gutless, heartless, arrogant pieces of shit, I at least want to thank the Mariners community for making it just a tad more tolerable. It’s true what they say: misery really does love company.

[Angry Mariners Fan @AngryMariners]

This team can honestly suck my fucking nuts

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

@AngryMariners I’ve haven’t checked out of a season early in ten years. This team is such a fucking joke I’m seriously considering it. I’ve never been more disappointed in a team in my life. They literally just had to be decent this year too and can’t even do that.

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

@MarinersGlaze @MarinersONTap Hahahaha aged well. Fuck this team right now

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

@MarinersONTap 0

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

Can we forfeit the rest of the season now? Fuck watching this team. Smoking crack is probably a better alternative at this point.. z

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

@AngryMariners Because apparently this team is ran by losers

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

funny to me how Johnny Pereda is still nowhere to be seen. The guy was one of very few Mariners actually hitting when they sent him away. This team is truly fucked. Ran by idiots. The guy would still be in the big leagues if he was on another team.

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

Glad to see Josh still won’t take a ball. Keep flailing at those pitches off the plate! Been working for you all year. Same goes for Cal and Julio.

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

@Mariners Weston and Cole Young are the only hitters with any spine on this entire team right now. Randy is good until it matters most, then his big head gets in the way. I’ve never been more disappointed in a Mariner team in my life. That’s really fucking saying something.

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

I miss when Josh Naylor was actually a good player

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

Cal Raleigh with literally the same at bat every plate appearance. This team has been pressing since opening day. We’d be up two to one if Randy didn’t swing at three heaters 6 inches above the zone. They can’t take the pressure. This team is cursed.

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

@The_1_Fred @RyanDivish Bro slide your tampon in and shut up

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

@Mariners This is good and all but holy shit am I worried about this team.

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

@Jayyfrom301 @Frxmzy I doubt it. You’re all in your feelings though about it huh?

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

@DrRitaDed Shut up you retarded liberal clown

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

Luke Raley has been one of your best hitters all year. Dan you fucking moron! Forget the righty lefty bullshit for a minute so we can win a few games!

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

The Rob Refsnyder experiment needs to fucking stop! He’s came though zero fucking times and here we are putting the whole game in his hands. It’s literal fucking insanity! I’d rather see any other guy hit there regardless of lefty righty bull shit!!

[Seattle Mariner Man @Marinerman19951]

Fuck sake. Is it just me or do the pirates have 37 men on defense?? Theres literally zero space out there. Every hard hit ball off a Mariner bat is an out this series. It’s Fucking excruciating!