Mario Caira

[Specsavers @Specsavers]

@themichaelowen @ManUtd Got a free half hour tomorrow?

[AM @niallmcginnstan]

Truly incredible levels of hating from the Calvin Harris crowd 🇪🇸

[Mario Caira @MarioCaira3]

@Nathankiristino Go to bed

[𝘽𝙐𝙎𝙒𝙀𝙇𝙇🐘 @awbuswell]

You have to give nothing but respect to Jude, he’s learnt Spanish so fluently in the space of less than a year 👏 Hats off to him

[harvey🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @harvbrfc]

make that 14 you glory hunting little twat

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

LUKE LITTLER HITS A NINE-DARTER IN THE FINAL!!! 🚨🤯

[SP @SRPTQ]

I recently opened a company selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Mexican media outlet RCG Media plays video of a man’s testicles thinking they were showing the eclipse.

Someone’s getting fired.

Shortly after the image displayed for all their viewers to see, the production team quickly removed it.

The hosts were clearly disturbed as the two women sat with stunned looks on their faces.

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

[Kyle 🇦🇷 @SLIMBOYF4T]

There’s always 2028, lads. 😬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Greggs is broken. A princess is missing. The government won't give us an election. If this was France the entire country would be on fire.

[reece @_______reece]

I’m relying on him to win me money and he’s playing in a sand pit like a child

[Fal @FB_villa]

El Fabiolo me and the kids are eating ice cubes for tea I hope you’re happy

[Mario Caira @MarioCaira3]

Grow up

[ITV Sport @ITVSport]

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

Luke Littler has just hit a nine-darter at #BahrainDarts24! 🔥

@ITVX

[Paddy Kenny @paddykenny17]

I’ve had to get away to Mexico 😉🇲🇽