Mario C.

Like a rock, like a planet, like a fucking atom bomb.

[Tαkα 🇲🇽 ⛈️ @YangDng_]

Yo, cada que leo un tuit cagon sobre Méxiquito

[Roberto Haz @tudimebeto]

*Yo chingue y chingue que Luis Romo no vale verga*

Yo festejando el gol de Don Luis Romo el nuevo héroe de México:

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupMedia_]

MEXICO 🇲🇽🦆

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

If I was a Spurs fan right now:

[Mario C. @MarioFzero]

😢😢🫡🫡

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Always our Egyptian King. Thank you for everything, Mo 👑

[Mario C. @MarioFzero]

Too many “if’s” turns into a “don’t”…

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

May the fourth be with you

[Mario C. @MarioFzero]

Ayer fui a un juego de hockey y si se agarraron a vergazos..Guess life has come full circle for me.

[𝗦𝗮𝗺☆ @LFC_Sam__]

Liverpool Football Club plays football today.

[Mario C. @MarioFzero]

Miss my girl

[Mario C. @MarioFzero]

You’re like sleep, take what I can get.

[Mario C. @MarioFzero]

Este video ha cambiado por completo mi percepción negativa de la IA

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Is this real?

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

How it feels knowing tomorrow is Friday and I can finally crack open a few small beers

[best of better call saul @bestofsaulgood]

Last chance to look at me, Hector.

[Kenneth Dredd @KennethDredd]

You’re hiding Tylenol under the floorboards, are you not?

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

*CBS cancels Stephen Colbert*

**ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel**

JIMMY FALLON (moving forward):

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

Jimmy Kimmel: *gets fired*

The internet:

[Mario C. @MarioFzero]

Im here just to fuckup everything you think you build up. Fuck you and all of your close ups.