Mario 🇺🇸

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

@fowatchfloor I preordered and am not able to access the digital content nor log in. Can you please assist? Your “Contact” form isn’t working. Thanks.

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

In other news, you can also piss into a 100 acre forest fire to help extinguish it.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Venmo, PayPal users can now send money to the US government to help pay down $36.7 trillion national debt, per NYP

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Venmo, PayPal users can now send money to the US government to help pay down $36.7 trillion national debt, per NYP

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

Is there a way to ensure that Spotify never plays any Black Eyed Peas songs in my playlists?

#spotify #wackplaylists

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

@lauraesquina90 @VivaAerobus @JCZuazua @_Walfred @Profeco @VivaTeEscucha Thank you!

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

@VivaAerobus has the absolute worst customer service ever. They cancelled our flight and wanted us to spend 8 hrs at an airport layover with our 3 young kids. I’ve called and they hang up on me or fail to help. Contact me! #terriblecustomerservice #worstairline #vacationhell

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

Update: it’s been an hour and still nothing from @VivaAerobus

It took an hour and 45 minutes for them to respond on their WhatsApp line and then they didn’t respond again. Absolute joke of a business.

#pendejos

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

Vamos a ver si @VivaAerobus arreglan esta situación. Tes digo sí o no

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

This is the @VivaAerobus social media account manager right now

#terriblecustomerservice

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

Things more useful than @VivaAerobus customer service:

Helicopter ejector seats
Ventilated condoms
Waterproof sponges
Snowblowers in Miami
Airbags on a hovercraft
A steering wheel for a train

#comosedicesuck #

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

This aged like wine.

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

Creating money doesn’t create purchasing power. I think that this will become evident to more people over the coming months.

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

I didn’t know Drew personally but I have several friends who did, in and out of the military community. I’ve never known anyone to speak in less than glowing terms about this man. Clearly the world is worse off without him.

[Rick Dickson🇺🇸 @rickdicksonreal]

One year ago we lost two Green Berets in Afghanistan. One of them was my good friend Captain Drew Ross.

Drew and I went to Armor Basic Officer course together where we quickly became friends. Right away one could tell Drew was different. He was always smiling and had an /

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

Hypothesis: primate nostril size corresponds to fingertip size, and vice versa.

Find me a primate whose fingers are too big to pick its nose.

[Stephen Marshall @stephenlmarsh]

Avoid men who do nothing but complain about women.

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

@Tavo_Tatsch @Wealth_Theory That’s intense, Tavo. Another Argentinian told me the same thing. Hope you’re doing well, man!

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

@xmjEE @untappedgrowth @J96933838 @Wealth_Theory When logistics initially were disrupted, yes. Now it’s a broad function of inflation. There’s too much money and people, I think, are reflexively buying anything they can get their hands on before $ erodes further. Precedent in every hyperinflationary example (weimar, Zimbabwe)

[Wealth Theory @Wealth_Theory]

Your government is not helping you when it gives you money. It is making everything you want to own disproportionately more expensive.

Don’t be too angry at your politicians. Most of these elected sycophants are too stupid to even realize it.

[Mario 🇺🇸 @MarioMonroy]

Creating money doesn’t create purchasing power. I think that this will become evident to more people over the coming months.