I was joking with my mom the other day, and she goes very seriously “sometimes I think of the stuff you’ve been through Marissa & cry.” Ok Jill you survived cancer like wtf 😀
Having hemorrhoids didn't turn out to be a completely bum deal for Trisha Paytas. She reveals the luxury gift she bought herself after undergoing a procedure: https://t.co/8tqHNxCrrE
random men i have no interest in: you are a goddess. you are my northern star. i would build a statue in your honour and bow to it daily. i love you.
man i have a crush on: hey bro. thinking about your fat butt. i’ll leave you on delivered for 6 hours now.