Marisa Bryans

pretty and literate, she/they

[Marisa Bryans @MarisaBryans]

Ugly crying to the muppets Christmas carol rn

[furby hancock @furby_hancock]

kroger cashier: how are the pleasures lately?

me: scant, my darling, scant.

cashier: and the delights?

me: (swiping card) the delights are fine.

[Marisa Bryans @MarisaBryans]

Currently arguing with the Abyss: silent treatment, rolling my eyes, refusing to let it gaze back etc.

[Marisa Bryans @MarisaBryans]

Valentine’s Day was invented by Geoffrey Chaucer, my main man, but it was also first mentioned in his poem about classist birds so you can see the conflict I face today.

[Marisa Bryans @MarisaBryans]

Being in a Zoom class with me is just a continual questioning of “how many beverages does she have on the left side of her desk? Is that a different mug? Did she prepare these?”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Abolish the death penalty.

[Marisa Bryans @MarisaBryans]

@gillyraebean 😍

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

all hail the thanksgiving tube

[Marisa Bryans @MarisaBryans]

Me, dismantling the giant box building I spent too many hours on in Minecraft bc I’ve decided to change one small aspect of it:

We Must Imagine Sisyphus as Happy.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Count every vote.

[Marisa Bryans @MarisaBryans]

My morning commute now consists of booting up my slow computer and hoping it allows me to use the internet in time for my first shift

[Griffin's Question @MBMBAM_LASTQ]

Is Minecraft based on a true story? (Ep 362)

[Marisa Bryans @MarisaBryans]

The Healing Powers Of Apple Juice

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

Me before every single grad school group activity: *You don’t have to say anything. Let everyone else do the work.*
Also me: “Hello, everyone. Let’s review the assignment. I have compiled all of my thoughts...”

[Marisa Bryans @MarisaBryans]

@k_fleitz Season 4 episode 2, 20 hours in America

[Marisa Bryans @MarisaBryans]

Almost cried at an episode of West Wing last night. Should probably go outside today.