Tiny baby gos to poop
I has water from da sink
Tiny baby runs away
I jumps down and I runs too
I jumps ober baby's hed
Tiny baby rolls den chase
I climes up into da twee
Baby waches from below
Later baby gets wevenj
He leaps out and bops my bum
#TinyBaby#SpyCam#FinStillMissing
On da step, a spider runs,
My mama makes a skweek.
I comes runs to sabe da day,
Da spider I now seek.
Wif my paw, I gwab him fast,
Den wif my mouff I bite.
Now da spider in my tum,
And mama has no fwite!
#CheddarPoetry#NummySpiderFwend#ISabeDaMama
Baby's bak, he came today!
At firs we hiss, but soon we play.
I missed him lots, and he missed me,
We's weyoonited, happily!
#CheddarPoetry#BabysBack#BestyFwends
Liddle hoomins shud neber be hurted.
Dey needs us to protek dem.
Dey needs to stay safe.
I not understands wat happened.
I not understands why.
I jus noe it wong.
For all dat has hurts,
For all dat has worrys,
I has purrs.
#Texas#TexasMassacre
I hops outside
I has sum gwass
I hunt a bug
I chek my yard
I has mor gwass
I makes a pee
I spot da Chewy
I chase da Chewy!
I hop awound
I clime da twee
I chase da Socky
I has sum nip
I run inside.
For da Erff dat's gween and blu
(Eksept for spots ware I go poo)
We gots to halp it all stay kleen,
Da sky and gwound and inbetween
We all need twees and gwass and air
And dat is why we all shud care
For it's da only Erff we got
To by a new one, we cannot.
#EarthDay#EarthDay22
I has a pwesent jus for yoo,
A gwate big chokwit bar!
It has jus been fweshly made,
And looks like a sigar.
I has hid it in a boks
Dat's filled wif sand and jewels..
A chokwit tweshur jus for yoo
I twik! It Apwil Poos!
#CheddarPoetry#AprilFoolsDay#AprilFoolDay#ItAPoopy
Mama! Mama! Look at me!
I jumps up fast so yoo will see.
I gwabs yor hand, I bite and kiss,
I must make shur dat yoo not miss!
Mama! Mama! Heer I am!
My antiks cot on CheddyCam.
I likes to do dis eberyday
I luvs yoo lots and want to play!
#CheddarPoetry
Happy happy Caturday!
I's in da twee, come see, come play!
I bite yor toes, I run, come chase!
Wen I is cached, I kiss yor face.
I start to purr, kwall on yor lap,
I ses to yoo, it time for nap!
Den in yor arm, I snuggles deep.
And den I kwikly falls asleep.
#CheddarPoetry
Playing on da puzzil bord,
I weaches for a tweat.
Den da Socky hits my hed,
She ses I not to eat.
As I pout, she turns to go,
Da puzzil bord now mine.
Den I solbes it wif my paw
Upon dat tweat I dine.
#CheddarPoetry#PuzzleBoard
Da fluffy blu monster hides.
But I noes he dere.
I kwouch down low.
My eyes go big.
I wach.
Suddenly he lawnches out fast!
He flys rite at me.
But I is reddy.
I leap up and swing my arm.
I RAWRRR as I hits.
POW!!
He falls to da gwound.
I kwouch down low.
I tells mama agen!
At da dor
I starts to cwy,
I wants to go outside.
Run out fast
Roll in da dirt.
Den run bak in wif pwide.
Mama skweeks,
She not beleeb,
My fur, it all turned blak.
I is fearse
A warryer!
And den I asks for snak.
#CheddarPoetry#WarryerPaynt