Marisa Marshall

University of Iowa • ΑΦ

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

those 5 minutes when a man is shaving and all that’s left is the mustache and he’s walking around saying “maybe i’ll keep it” are the most terrifying 5 minutes of a woman’s life

[Taylor Rivers @taylorivers]

truly bone chilling and uncanny to see a friend comment earnestly on a celebrities instagram

[meep @mummabryan]

I’m begging y’all to remember that you’re naming people, not just babies. A 17 year old will have that name, a 28 year old will have that name, a 43 year old will have that name, a 77 year old grandparent will have that name. Maybe we should rethink choosing McKeinsleigh Graycynn

[BounceDatBoochieCat 🇯🇲 @Incog_negro]

Bitch I thought the dinosaurs were back

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

nothing couldve prepared me for this video

[Kira J @IamKiraJ]

My daughter found my passport today & she thought it was paperwork to show I’m an alien 👽😂. Shoulda never let her watch MIB

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

The FDA has fully approved all men going to therapy

[michael cruz kayne @CruzKayne]

my kids figured out the password to my wife's computer and have been sending me these texts as if they were from her

[joey @blueboredom]

me after 1 adderall

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Money Heist season 5 is out on April 5th.. I hope this mf goes first

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

merry large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all who celebrate

[helena riley @freshhel]

Guys will b like “Ur so mysterious ” because they just like. don’t know u

[Frankie Borrelli @FrankieBorrelli]

To @stoolpresidente, thank you from the bottom of our hearts. It means more than you will ever know. My Dad can’t wait to pay it forward.

[μέλισσα(Melissa) @1melisza]

This remains in my head rent free

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

the stock market tomorrow

[Marisa Marshall @MarisaaMarshall]

@rebecca_monaco Lmaooo

[Marisa Marshall @MarisaaMarshall]

@rebecca_monaco Time to partaaaayyy