Marissa Joy

32 | BS and MBA in Accounting |
State Sales Tax Auditor |
she/her

[Marissa Joy @Mariss_joy]

@Mo_translates Crying over some AI slop unofficial merch is embarrassing.
I'm not going to full rant here but if you like a band especially ones in alternative genres buying unofficial merch hurts them. There's not a ton of money in touring and they always have the worst streaming payouts.

[Marissa Joy @Mariss_joy]

@Heman_Save_Can @CollinRugg 1. You're supposed to be quiet during a school shooting.
2. If you're going to be sad if your kid didn't text I love you before getting shot you have issues.
Having a phone on hand does nothing.

[Marissa Joy @Mariss_joy]

@kart17wins17 @RealBeemster @BarackObama Very short-sighted plan as we don't have those factories in the US. Also, in what way does reducing environmental regulations incentivize companies to produce less emissions.

[Marissa Joy @Mariss_joy]

@RealBeemster @BarackObama Well, China produces most if not all the stuff we consume. Those are our emissions too.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

"you're sick for wishing death on someone"

charlie kirk😭:

[Marissa Joy @Mariss_joy]

@mugvogue @nycsouthpaw @AliceOllstein I stopped reading 7 paragraphs later after this sentence.

"She never found any such scenes in her school books growing up."

Bitch, you just said you didn't read growing up how would you know what was discussed in books.

[Marissa Joy @Mariss_joy]

@MichaelBePetty The foreskin really helps show off how big her face is

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

meowdy partner!

[Marissa Joy @Mariss_joy]

@whiplash_the @bbqchiickn I have doubts that she's ever even washed that shirt for it to shrink

[Marissa Joy @Mariss_joy]

@LoranMal ALR at least hasn't filed for bankruptcy 2 times and fled the country to avoid paying taxes and to find "love"

[Marissa Joy @Mariss_joy]

Feeney's coming back to Chicago!

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

Introducing the all new Iced Apple Crisp Oatmilk Shaken Espresso. 🍎✨ Delicious layers of spiced apple and blonde espresso for the perfect, subtly sweet autumn sip. 😋 (US & Canada)

[MichaelBePetty @MichaelBePetty]

Me right now

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

Thank you for everyone who loves black cats.

[GEMINI @ispeakgemini]

the gemini urge to catalogue and back everything with receipts bc i like to be proficient when dragged into drama

[frogan @fr0gan]

wishing somebody would suck the eggs out of my ovaries like boba 😔🧋

[Marissa Joy @Mariss_joy]

@sircalebhammer The 4 year college plan is pushed so hard. After I told the guidance counselor I was planning on going to community College after Sr year. They pretty much wrote me off and, never followed up again. That and the other students called the CC in the area "Moron Valley"

[Marissa Joy @Mariss_joy]

@adamrutz3 @sircalebhammer "Are you single?" "Is there anyone under the impression that they are in a relationship with you?"

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

biiiiiig stretch

[FutureBecky Al-Refae 💍 @FutureBecky]

This is more relevant now than it ever has been 🫣