adam rutz

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

My GOAT

[John A. Douglas @J0hnADouglas]

No one in the history of media knew the interior workings of a young boy’s brain better than Bill Watterson

[NFTmachine 🤖 @boobs_scary]

Cheat code for achieving remarkable things as an individual is to psychotically compare yourselves to entire teams with infinite resources and beat yourself up mentally until you derive clever enough solutions to reach parity with them.

[pnorm @randy_mossad]

Pisses me off that Chicago having both The Bears and The Bulls is just a coincidence and not a deliberate finance joke

[Aviation @xAviation]

A lot can happen in 30 years.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Having friends with kids is hilarious. What do you mean I'm a recurring character in a toddler's expanded universe?

[esoteric fat boy @esotericfatboy]

anybody elses parents finally become tech literate enough to start doom scrolling so you notice their moods and behaviors are severely negatively impacted so you try to have conversations with them about distancing from social media and they snap at you like a teenager or just me

[Mustafa. @oprydai]

who needs a movie when F1 looks like this.

[RamsSteveHam @RamsSteve]

You forgot to add one place.

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Luka Dončić goes to a different level on the court 😂😤

[John Collison @collision]

As you become an adult, you realize that things around you weren't just always there; people made them happen. But only recently have I started to internalize how much tenacity *everything* requires. That hotel, that park, that railway. The world is a museum of passion projects.

[Aviation @xAviation]

Fly it like you stole it!

📹: K2larosa

[Davis Mattek @DavisMattek]

The best thing about the current era of the NFL is these ancient QBs being wheeled out like trebuchets and immediately being better pure passers than the young athletes they are replacing. The Joe Flacco Conundrum.

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

Spotted off the coast of Long Beach just now

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

HEARTWARMING: #Bills WR DJ Moore was eating at a diner with his wife when an anonymous Buffalo fan paid for their meal.

After finding out, Moore decided to pay for EVERYONE’S meal in the restaurant and gave the remaining money to their waitress.

THIS IS REALLY AWESOME.

🥹❤️

[Tukang Mobil Mobilan @MasMasBiassaa]

Toyota had just recreated iconic scene from Cars movie

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

What it feels like making roster moves at 3 am after waivers clear:

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

Artists: but I don't want to lose my job. I love it.

Mathematicians: but I don't want to lose my job. I love it.

Economists: LONG HAVE I AWAITED THIS HOUR! DESTROY ME, EFFICIENCY, AND LET UTILIZATION-ADJUSTED TOTAL FACTOR PRODUCTIVITY RISE ON THE WIND OF MY ASHES!