Marissa Jones

Eats frequently. Tweets occasionally.

[Marissa Jones @MarissaJo2]

@markacorcoran

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Stand back': to take a few steps backwards

'Stand by': to be or to get ready to act

#Debates2020

[Marissa Jones @MarissaJo2]

@FedExHelp I've been waiting for over a month on a package that is "being held" in Memphis, TN. Your reps won't answer. Any chance of some help?

[Marissa Jones @MarissaJo2]

@nadamoart This better go viral

[Marissa Jones @MarissaJo2]

Great, Scott, @scottharrison!

[Rose O'Shea @ladyastronauty]

This is the most bonkers one minute of a movie that I have ever seen

[Marissa Jones @MarissaJo2]

@_RebeccaMarques Looooooool

[Marissa Jones @MarissaJo2]

@the_gramble Ask not what twitter can do for you

[RJV @jiffington]

A museum in Japan spends most of its day refusing entry to 2 cats trying to get in @bijutsu1

[keaton bell @keatonkildebell]

We don't talk enough about that time the 2011 Emmy nominees for Best Actress In A Comedy Series (Amy Poehler, Melissa McCarthy, Martha Plimpton, Edie Falco, Tina Fey, & Laura Linney) all pretended that they were in a pageant & ran onstage when their names were announced.

[Marissa Jones @MarissaJo2]

@Lollardfish @bradykalcox and then cry

[Marissa Jones @MarissaJo2]

@Lollardfish @bradykalcox this just made me LAUGH OUT LOUD

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Today is the final day to vote early for Beto. Get to the polls today -- it’s the easiest way to vote. Find a location at https://t.co/FszvT3UPyr.

[Marissa Jones @MarissaJo2]

@LC_Danley Oh what up!

[NASA's Johnson Space Center @NASAJohnson]

Congrats to Holly Ridings who has been named our chief flight director. She is the first woman to lead the elite group that direct human spaceflight missions from our Mission Control Center. https://t.co/2NI7hQvb1P

[Marissa Jones @MarissaJo2]

@_RebeccaMarques You can track how often I’m on Twitter by my ❤️s

[Marissa Jones @MarissaJo2]

@the_gramble Well what'd you decide?

[Mara Fleet @marafleet]

Somebody tell Betsy Devos that I fixed her yacht

[Marissa Jones @MarissaJo2]

@markacorcoran Wait. Are you saying you don’t have slack anymore? Or that you’re just that reliant.