Emile Maritz

[Allan @TeamHondo]

My super power is convincing myself that I haven't spent enough money on me lately.

[ESPN @espn]

History!

Barcelona overcomes a 4-goal deficit to beat PSG in the greatest comeback ever in a Champions League knockout round.

[Breyton Paulse @BreytonPaulse]

Was a pleasure sharing a dressing room with you,A warrior in every sense of the word,legend of the game,God Bless your fam,rus sag ou grote🙏

[Ouachita Athletics @OuachitaTigers]

VB: Tigers defeat Reddies 3-1 https://t.co/bga8zi52YC

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

After losing their first game over 75% of Warriors fans have already traded their Kevin Durant jerseys for Lebron James jerseys.

[Football Posts ™️ @TopFBPosts]

When you hear the Cowboys are going to make Tony Romo their starting QB

[Emile Maritz @MaritzEmile]

@CNNMoney they also told us the market wasnt gonna crash in 08. I dont really trust the "economists"

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Roger Goodell has announced Bill Belichick will coach the Browns next week as part of a new NFL "Make a Wish" partnership.

[Gents Rules @GentsRules]

*customer walks in a minute before close*

"Yall still open right?"

"Ya, come in"

[Gents Rules @GentsRules]

When you've been home for 4 hours and you look up and see 'LTE' instead of the wifi symbol