LightYear

Lifelong learner.
No matter where you go,there you are.
Mental health expert.

[Remi @Miss_Oluremi]

This was me after sending my first love the whole money I've been keeping for school. He told me he was broke, hadn't eaten.. blabla... He was in school at the time, and I was still struggling with jamb.
Days after, he started rejecting my calls. Later, he sent me a message that he needed to focus on his studies, and I was distracting him. That he isn't ready for the depth of love i was showing him.

I was at work when I received the message, I felt dizzy, fell, and was rushed to the hospital.

I took these pictures and sent them to him, thinking he would reconsider, but he didn't.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

For those Imposters among us who claim to be members of the Kenya peasants Association Group KPAG,kindly note that these are our Qualifications. For you to be a KPAG member,you must:

1. Not have more than 3 pairs of shoes,slippers included

2. Must be living near a church

3. Your door must be metal

4. You must have never touched more than 150k in your life

5. Must eat ugali atleast 5 times a week

6. Must have never used expressway

7. Must have never entered JKIA

8. Must not have a TV bigger than 32’ inches

9. Must not pay rent above 14 sausand

10. Must have atleast two failed suicide attempts

If you dont have atleast seven of these traits,kindly know that you are not one of us walalahois.

[Shanna✨ @shannasparkleof]

Alhamdoulilah mon mari ne se plaint jamais de la chaleur, car il sait que le feu de l'Enfer est 70 fois plus intense que celui de ce monde. 🤲🏻 🤍📿☝🏼

[CoachBroker @CoachBroker]

Billionaires are strange to me because if I hit $10m I’ll never be seen again, let alone work. Go relax bro.

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Wacha niseme initoke! Celibacy however long or short is great lakini for women ukikaa saaana bila mtombero unapata unakuwanga na hasira ovyo ovyo... saa zingine ni poa kurelease intentionally utoe tension kwa mwili! Huyu mzee asiporudi itsbidi ben 10 ama namna gani?

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

48000 jobs? Na Ni club moja Na huku we have a whole president traveling to find 120 job positions abroad? 😭

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

That TECNO’s imitation of iPhone 17 Pro Max really pain Apple fans gan 🤣🤣🤣💔

[MJ🥰 @itsMJ_Ke]

Hello @KenyaPower_Care

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Ndio natoka kununua Starlink, sitaki WiFi iendelee kunisumbua nikifanya ukulima 🥴

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

let him cook

[🍌suzy @bunyqiu]

Astaghfirullah why is he not covering his arms and feet? I feel enticed now.. please lecture your husbands or allah will in jahannam 🙏

[Eric @amerix]

You served in a regime (2018 - 2022) that heavily borrowed EUROBOND.

2018 - KSH 200 BILLION

2019 - KSH 220 BILLION

2021 - KSH 100 BILLION

Today, for every 100 shillings we collect, 87 goes to pay these debts.

How do you now expect anything to improve?

Nothing will improve.

[👣Ghost @luigi_capelo]

"mum alikua anapanga nguo zako akapata sigara mingi za brown,"

[Mobolaji @mo_bolaji_]

Help me understand how he ended up in your bed

[Whites Taking L's @ytspost]

This kid is very fortunate it wasn't a white man.

[Blanco🏆 @its_stann]

Junior advocates wanaona a senior akibuy G63 wanasema wako kwa right profession meanwhile sisi tunaona senior engineer Alex makanika kazi ni kubuy scrap metal zinamove😭😭tutapenya kweli?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

How does that affect me?

[tomie @tomieinlove]

Ask yourself what it does to a human being's psyche when they're made to believe their own forehead is obscene.

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

Women are using AI to put burkas on men and I'm rolling.

Muslim men in the comments, not so much.

[𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧 @Reggaewailer]

Unatafuta pesa ununue ingine