Mark Allerton

Royal Navy veteran.
Fixed helicopters and drinks.

[Mark Allerton @MarkAAllerton]

@MJMcKean Dangerous to wear light colours when you're so far up there

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

charles photographed with two sitting us presidents 56 years apart and he’s younger than both of them

[Jamie Allerton @JayAllerton]

Whilst we can all agree Twitter is a cesspool of hate and shame, sometimes it can be used for good, like bringing attention to this fundraiser we’re putting on for @WeAreWoodlands on April 16th, at the Laughterhouse in Liverpool central:

https://t.co/eFYbaTbp6y

[Mark Allerton @MarkAAllerton]

This is Matt Goodwin's Naomi Wolf moment

[andy twelves @andytwelves]

EXC: .@GoodwinMJ’s new book “Suicide of a Nation: Immigration, Islam, Identity” is out now, and I’m only 5 chapters in and have found a huge amount of what appears to be false quotes and basic misinterpretations of data, that appear to be AI hallucinations.

Matthew, can you explain the claims you made in the book that I’ve outlined in the below thread?

[Mark Allerton @MarkAAllerton]

@Mr_Considerate @AlbyEarley When he came to Liverpool in 1937.

[Jamie Allerton @JayAllerton]

He’s putting your legs behind your back, you’re doing moves you never dreamed you could do, his hand is moving you into endless shapes in the candlelight, then suddenly you hear him say “punch it Chewie” and you realise you’ve been turned into the Falcon

[Mark Allerton @MarkAAllerton]

@dieworkwear Had a podiatrist tell me this. He was recommending Asics Gel Kayano and said to buy the latest release I could afford.

He was a barefoot runner himself, oddly.

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

Presenting your 98th Oscars announcer, Matt Berry.

Watch the #Oscars LIVE on Sunday, March 15th, at 7e/4p on ABC and Hulu. #OnlyAtTheOscars

[Kim Johnson @KimJohnsonMP]

Tonight, I voted to defend our jury system.

Jury trials are a fundamental right and undermining them threatens the foundations of our democracy.

#JusticeNeedsJuries

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Joanna is politer than I am going to be.

For the Justice Secretary - a former barrister - to suggest that being wrongly accused of a crime and imprisoned for three years is just like “scraping your knee”, should be a resignation matter.

@DavidLammy owes the public an apology.

[Mark Allerton @MarkAAllerton]

@McCainJack Well now I *have* to try it

[Mark Allerton @MarkAAllerton]

@bierkonceagain I've heard of pissing on someone's chips but that's ridiculous

[Mark Allerton @MarkAAllerton]

Starmer going after are brave veterans. Typical.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, the BBC understands https://t.co/6qVtVZJ5GQ

[Mark Allerton @MarkAAllerton]

@postoctobrist And earning - unless their websites lie - not a great salary, comparatively.

[Mark Allerton @MarkAAllerton]

@McCainJack A retired RN Commodore once rang our base to complain about the sideburns on a Petty Officer Aircrew (SAR winchman) who he'd seen on local TV. In an interview about how he rescued several people from the deck of a boat in a storm.
He was politely ignored.

[Mark Allerton @MarkAAllerton]

@SteveDaly15

[Mark Allerton @MarkAAllerton]

So it turns out I'm Canadian now?!?

Where my fellow Canucks at?
🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦

[Mark Allerton @MarkAAllerton]

@AncientLoggie Genuinely thought he was proposing more camps for ICE detainees

[Mark Allerton @MarkAAllerton]

@Sandbagger_01 Yeah thats his LFC tie he keeps wearing to congressional hearings.

[Mark Allerton @MarkAAllerton]

@befuddledconfid @Spark898 It's subconscious foreshadowing.

Because if they go there for real, they'll die.