Jon, a.k.a Random Tweeter #69

#Neurodivergent. I used to army. I used to EMT. Florida Man, reluctant Ohioan

[if they go low, i go lowER @Lunasreign_]

Because y’all won’t stop paying $350

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to accidentally turn your living space into a cluttered hellscape obstacle course

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Courtside at MSG is funny because it’s like beloved former Knicks star from the ‘90s next to an insanely famous actor next to the CEO of a company that turns orphans into AI data center liquid coolant.

[Jon, a.k.a Random Tweeter #69 @its_unpossible]

Getting diagnosed with ADHD, depression, and arthritis

[kaav @kaavyya]

I need the old people here to tell me what they were doing w their lives at 27

[Jon, a.k.a Random Tweeter #69 @its_unpossible]

The song was "Einstein", by the way

Folks will line dance to anything

[Jon, a.k.a Random Tweeter #69 @its_unpossible]

I'm currently watching a bunch of older ladies line dancing to Rammstein

[Jon, a.k.a Random Tweeter #69 @its_unpossible]

Honestly, I don't even know why

Just felt like saying that

[Jon, a.k.a Random Tweeter #69 @its_unpossible]

Elmo knows why...

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Why is everybody trying to jump Elmo?

[Jon, a.k.a Random Tweeter #69 @its_unpossible]

*sits a bar*

"Oh...you sexy...."

[Jon, a.k.a Random Tweeter #69 @its_unpossible]

Stole a whole-ass CNN reporter

[Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez]

I tried to report in the Knicks crowd after the game 1 win, I never stood a chance 😂

[Jon, a.k.a Random Tweeter #69 @its_unpossible]

"Well...they gotta push the paperwork to—"

TELL THEY TO HURRY THE FUCK UP

[Jon, a.k.a Random Tweeter #69 @its_unpossible]

The wait between qualifying for the union at work and being inducted into said union feels like it takes too goddamn long

[Jon, a.k.a Random Tweeter #69 @its_unpossible]

"Well...they're probably waiting for so-and-so before—"

Nah bitch...TODAY

[Jon, a.k.a Random Tweeter #69 @its_unpossible]

I definitely ain't judging

There's a taker for anything you're offering

[Jon, a.k.a Random Tweeter #69 @its_unpossible]

Also, to the lady with the obviously fake ass:

Get that shit man

[Jon, a.k.a Random Tweeter #69 @its_unpossible]

Yeah...she definitely got her shit