Mark Cooper

Self proclaimed comedian , exceptional father of 3, happily married for 20+ years.Full of Marmite!

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

CAD govt's ban on Marmite is an attempt at keeping banned substances out of the hands of Justin Bieber and Mayor Rob Ford #absoluteradio

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

Kid pick up after band formal. At the Holiday Inn Burlington aka Woody's in the 80's. Officially middle age man #Woody'sBurlington

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

As they say in the UK....I'm gutted that Absolute Radio has stopped their international streaming. #AbsoluteRadioUK

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

it's been a bad start to the new year for crappy customer service #Bell,#Rogers Wireless and # MercedesBenzBurlington.

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

"Oh yeah everything's on time" #thingsyouneverhearfromAAirlines

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

Neil Macdonald: Death and delusion in a nation of assault rifles http://t.co/sbs6plss

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

First world problem. Trying to figure how to change the battery in my MB keyfob. Pity me!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Romney loses Pennsylvania.
Apparently The Amish thought he was too behind the times.

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

@juliecole @karmabi being a stay at home dad for almost 2 years will do that to a man! Even a manly man!

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

@karmabi are you mocking me.

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

@karmabi @martha_clark @ggbenitezpr @tailoredpants sorry this halloween thing keeps getting in the way! I'm just out in Borat mankini!

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

@martha_clark @karmabi @ggbenitezpr @tailoredpants more than just might.

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

@martha_clark @karmabi @ggbenitezpr @tailoredpants
Suffering from performance anxiety. My Smurfette costume might be too tight!

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

Reason No 10 why the Chinese will rule the earth soon. Dinner for 5...$50 Thai dinner for 5 $100

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

@karmabi took awhile. Amazing what 8 hours will do on a 1 hour flight to get one edumacated:)

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

@karmabi welcome to foggy Londontown...Toronto...what! Sunny and 23C ahhhhh that's the delay!!

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

@AmericanAir understand about the weather. Your zombie staff certianly don't help ease the situation!

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

@bridesbutler. Going to change your 3 c's. I'm running out of cash,clothing and credit. Flight delayed yet again. Standby for an update!

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

ORD to YYZ... 1 hour flight .rerouted through Frankfurt

[Mark Cooper @MarkCooper79]

If my flight is delayed any more I'll be sitting naked in the terminal due to lack of clothing. No other reason....I think!