MarkDouglas73

I make "The Key of Awesome"

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 mic drop

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@amdubouchet Yep. I got total Shining vibes there.

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@flea333 That sounds like the title of your next hit single!

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@VsauceTwo Learnhub

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@JeffMacIsHere Joe Rogan took enough steroids to turn himself into half a gorilla, but he's afraid of the vaccine.

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When you’re committed to the bit

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@BrianStack153 @TheReplacements @BobMehr Bernie gets his tonsils out!

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@KristySwansonXO Your “Pretty in Pink” scene was just some thrown in bullshit so we didn’t feel too bad for Ducky, but I never believed for one second that you were love struck by him! It’s the senior prom! Four years go by and she’s just now noticing DUCKY?

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@curlycomedy My cure for coffee addiction just involved getting older and eventually getting horrible acid reflux every time I have a couple of sips of coffee. Worked like a charm!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr I’d bet a million dollars that you’ve never read one fucking page of 1984.

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@ChristFinnegan @DebbieChou That was awesome! Nice head voice/falsetto blend.

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@meghantonjes Ask your brother

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@ChristFinnegan With my hair I had settle for the “points or no points you’re dead meat” cut.

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@ChristFinnegan Your hair is doing a nice Johnny Lawrence flop that I always wished mine could do.

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@BrianStack153 Anytime my wife and I have meal that’s sort of disappointing, we say “It’s not as nice, is it?”

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I hope he sings all the classics like “I’ve Gurt Yer Ernder Ma Skurn” and “Mer Wer” and “Flaaw Mer Ter tha Mern!” Oh and I almost forgot “Ner Yerk, Ner Yerk”

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Creed frontman Scott Stapp is playing Frank Sinatra in a Ronald Reagan biopic https://t.co/pfDN1mgk0P

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@BestOfMarshall I AM VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE!

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I would've voted for the Mucinex Snot Monster over Trump. T.J. Miller version.

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@megynkelly Written like one of the girls who poured hog blood on Carrie White at the prom.