Mark

This is a true story. At the request of the survivors, the names have been changed. Out of respect for the dead, the rest has been told exactly as it occurred.

[Nick @BigBicNick]

Why are conservatives randomly talking about Covid 7 years later and not how awesome the economy is and how great their war with Iran is going

[Matt Zarb-Cousin @mattzarb]

Remember when Corbyn had a policy to plant a load of trees and everyone in the media said how stupid it was

[Oliver @OWS1892]

Give em a few years and these little cunts will be hanging flags from lampposts & blaming foreigners for their unemployment.

[Richard Sefton @richardosefton]

Burnham - I’ll give you £45 off your energy bills

The people - is that it?

Burnham - I’m scrapping the prisoner early release program

The people - it’s too late

Burnham - pubs can have a 20% business rate cut

The people - not enough

THIS IS WHY WE HAVE HAD SO MANY PMs

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Calls black girls “golliwogs” then slaps his missus in the face for good measure.

I’d bet my savings that he loves Tommy, shouts about “protecting our women” and intends to vote Reform or Restore.

This is precisely the kind of scumbag that they’re enabling.

[D🎈🎈BIE @DoobieCartoonie]

Okay so JK Rowling assaulted a trans woman by taking an upskirt photo of her and Rowling's excuse was "She shouldn't have worn that then"?????? Are we fucking serious??

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

When the perpetrator is a white Christian man and the victim is a brown Sikh woman, funny how all of those details are left out of western media headlines.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

OMG

Trump just paid E. Jean Carroll $5.6 million

Because he raped her

Because he's a rapist

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: FIFA's decision to have a 30 minute break at half time during the World Cup Final breaks FIFA's own laws of football

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

So there’s me…

State schooled, working class, yet I’m supposed to be “the establishment”

Or Nigel Farage, Dulwich College, City trader

Or…Richard Tice, Uppingham, grandson of a property tycoon

Both getting £££ bungs from the aristocracy

Which is the establishment again?

[Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @timstillman_]

A man married to a current MP and former conservative Home Secretary and Attorney General whose wedding happened at THE HOUSE OF COMMONS is referring to a man with a bin for a face as 'an establishment tool.' We are truly on the stupidest timeline.

[Mario Schlosser @mariots]

Now that there are only 6 world cup games left, I feel deep remorse that I skipped Jordan - Algeria at 11pm three weeks ago

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Vaccines are so effective they created an entire generation of people who think the diseases they prevented weren’t a big deal.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him łaid

[Isobel Oakeshitt @isobeloakeshitt]

Now we know why Coutts bank wanted fuck all to do with Farage.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Saying black parents are failures while wearing an ankle monitor is crazy work 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Footy Shirt Sean @FootyShirtSean]

-Shootings near the England camp
-Japan having to move twice due to terrible facilities
-Players and refs can't even get into the country
-The ball doesn't bounce on the pitches
-$150 trains to get to stadiums that aren't fit for purpose

They've had 8 years prep for this 😭