Patrick Murphy

I do not exist. Only You exist.

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

"Worship is a time to wash one another's feet. By singing a song we may not like, others can worship with songs that resonate with them."

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

@c_murph3 @Matt_Margheim @danielmargheim Correction: there’s a new gym in Ball with a current design underway. 😎

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

My wife waking me up:
*slaps shoulder*
“…you know what time it is, right?”

My wife waking our dog up:
*rubs belly for 5 minutes*
“Well good morning, handsome! Did you sleep well? Aw look how sweet you are…”

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

@_nickoliver You come to Alexandria without texting me?

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

Sorry y’all just trying to support an artist i like and also maybe win a JM.

Enter here: https://t.co/l4keBIuoui

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

@ChrchCurmudgeon A young lady was on trial for beating her husband with a guitar. The judge asked, “First offender?” And the young lady replied, “No, sir. First a Gibson, then a Fender.”

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

@Casey American press built into an insulated mug. Boil water with a kettle while scratching up your sunglasses, put the grounds in the filter, pour into the mug, press when you’re in the Tesla and drink.

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

@danielmargheim

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@sammyrhodes What sticker should the folks who survived Bethel’s re-enactment get?

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

@2spencive Doesn’t work for me for some reason...

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

@2spencive

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@danielmargheim That’s awesome! Always been my favorite.

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

@c_murph3 Bro...Samus all day.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I reached the pivotal 16th chapter of 1 Samuel in my reading today where David enters the scene. Knowing where the story leads, I’m stirred by V.21 that records how Saul felt about David in the beginning: “Saul loved him very much.” Thinking how jealousy destroys relationships.->

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

@2spencive Manchester Orchestra, Marcus King, Gregory Isakov, KoL, Hans Zimmer.

[alex felter @afelter]

I know it's not portfolio day yet, but I can't help it! I'd love to work on your next illustration project!

Website: https://t.co/pTZeMyvm55
Instagram: https://t.co/y3gOQAB1HR
Email: [email protected]

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

@EvanAlexandra Ride 1,000 miles, run 300 miles, run a half-marathon, squat 400lbs, help my wife with her fitness journey, read at least one scripture daily, read one novel per month, and finish my dang fence.

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

@c_murph3 @2spencive About to join this respectable and health-conscious gang. What are the entry requirements, please?

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

Childhood meets adulthood: I stole the batteries from my Xbox controller to replace the batteries in my thermostat.

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

@jodiamartin_ @khandelt I would agree, but I have to throw out the occasional bit of “faux enthusiasm” to keep people from thinking I’m a jerk.

[Patrick Murphy @MarkFlarps]

Not gonna lie, his new design is way cooler. Spencer and I (we clearly previously discussed this) challenge @danielmargheim to give this a shot.