Mark Gerretsen's Ego

Liberal MP for Kingston and the Islands. Deputy Government House Leader. Exploring the fine line between trolling and harassment.
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[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

It belongs to ALL of us!

Except for those who called me pathetic, the thousands I've blocked on twitter and anyone who didn't vote for me.

[Mark Gerretsen 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @MarkGerretsen]

We did it! 🇨🇦
Thank you, Kingston and the Islands, for putting your trust in me once again.

I’m deeply honoured and ready to keep working hard for our community.

This victory belongs to all of us.
Now, let’s get to work!

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

What a gorgeous day to go knock on some doors!

#markgerretsen
#Liberal
#onpoli

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

@Patrick_Hulley My echo chamber suits me just fine, thank you.

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

Alright, who is responsible for this?!

#Markgerretsen2025
#Markgerretsen
#onpoli

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

The lies I tell myself so I can sleep at night.

Whoever doesn't vote for me is just pathetic.

[Mark Gerretsen 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @MarkGerretsen]

This make complete sense with what we are hearing at the doors. This morning I had previous Conservatives, NDP and even one Green say they are voting Liberal this time.

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

Pathetic constituents...
So rude.

[Josh Ryan 🍁 @joshryanjames]

Liberal MP Mark Gerretsen: Hi, how are you.
Voter: Good
Gerretsen: I'm Mark Gerretsen, your Member of Parliament
Voter: Yeah man, not a chance
Gerretsen: Okay cool, have a good...
Voter: I'm a gun owner, you're pathetic
Gerretsen: Ok, YOU'RE pathetic

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

Photoshop for the win 🤡

[Mark Gerretsen 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @MarkGerretsen]

That's one hell of a graph by Angus Reid.

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

@StufflebeanKe @JoeRoganCast Take his status, connections and money out of the picture and leave JUST his character.

Would you let your daughter marry him?

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

I'm just jealous all the polls with my name in it show me coming in last.

I'd rather deflect and stay in denial.

[Mark Gerretsen 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @MarkGerretsen]

Make no mistake. @PierrePoilievre's base (at least here on Twitter) supports MAGA. I even asked them so in 2023 after he was elected leader and this is how they responded.

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

Story of my life.

[Mark Gerretsen 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @MarkGerretsen]

Translation: We’re the party of the people - we just don’t want you to talk to the people. 😂🤣

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

@Veronica5400 @JDanger__ @KirkLubimov @bitspec FYI

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

@kinsellawarren A majority of Canada's foreign aid is colonialism cloaked as generosity.

We have citizens dying in ER rooms despite paying taxes into healthcare... we need to do better on all fronts.

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

@Nsfwacct739014 @KirkLubimov @bitspec The curriculum requirements are full accessible online, I suggest you go read them before you make a fool of yourself by spewing nonsense.

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

@PeterHRatcliffe @fordnation

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

@AnnRolle_ @brianlilley @NATO Because we were silent when other NATO countries needed us?

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

@zeeinmilton @fordnation He's as useful as his tiny red shovel.

Everyone knows this but only the ignorant claim otherwise.

What did he promise you for your support?

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

@elonmusk If humanity disappeared then Earth would be just fine, better most likely.

If we overpopulated then earth really might disappear.

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

@ryangerritsen He's ignorant or deceptive, who knows.
Both maybe?

[Mark Gerretsen's Ego @MarkGerretsenE]

Landlords in my riding jacked up rental prices so high they now rival Toronto rentals.

Families are now food insecure from trying to meet rent costs.

I should know, I'm a landlord.

*cha ching*