Gio

There is no such thing as free. Somebody has to pay for it.

[Gio @MarkGio]

@RealitySalesman @grok what and when this footage from

[Gio @MarkGio]

@BuzzPatterson Been there. Done that. It's awesome.

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Me watching Grok Bot set up my home printer

[Gio @MarkGio]

@TIMENOUT @grok please verify

[Gio @MarkGio]

@mchooyah @USNavy Do they have enough batteries for the sound powered phones?

[Tricia Flanagan (R-NJ) @NewDayForNJ]

Former federal prosecutor privileges.
Harvard grad privileges.
Yale researcher privileges.
4th grade geometry teacher privileges.
Celebrity privileges.
24 years old, but mommy is on the way privileges.
My mommy is mad privileges.
My mommy is a lawyer privileges.

Am I missing any additional special privileges Sunny Hostin didn’t try to invoke?

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

PSA: They won’t let you off the plane any faster if you stand up in the aisle the second the plane lands.

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

I miss when "The News" was just a guy in a suit telling you what happened, instead of a 24 hour panic machine designed to make you hate your neighbor so you don't notice your rent went up 30%.

[Dr Charlie Ward @DrcharlieWardQ]

BREAKING 🚨: “You are the highest ranking gay public policy officeholder... That hasn’t been the top line of your resume.”

SecScottBessent: “I go to the office every day knowing that I was chosen on merit.”

God bless Scott Bessent!

[Christopher Wipper @SGTWipper1Each]

Veteran: My back hurts when I wake up in the morning.

VA Doc: Have you tried waking up in the afternoon?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Who’s your favorite breakfast cereal mascot? I’m riding with Sugar Bear. Sounds like Dean Martin, wearing a turtleneck with no fucking pants, just out there dangling his way through life with utter disregard for even our most basic societal norms.

[Gio @MarkGio]

@ThatEricAlper

[Gio @MarkGio]

@BenStiller

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Mt. Fuji and the Statue of Liberty raised a toast over the Pacific tonight!! 🗻🗽

Her torch up. Fuji leaning in. The sky EXPLODED with gold!!

250 years old and still getting toasted by a MOUNTAIN!! LEGEND!!

Happy Birthday America!! Japan is cheering SO loud for you!! 🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵

[Gio @MarkGio]

@20th_Centurygal Eagles

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

😂😂😂

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you’re turning left, you need to get into the intersection on green. It’s not in the manual but that’s how real life works.

Thank you.

- Everyone who understands how to drive

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 INCREDIBLE! President Trump personally awards US Marine Maj. James Capers, Jr. with the Medal of Honor, 60 YEARS after he saved his ENTIRE team while badly wounded in Vietnam

Thank you for your service, Maj. Capers!

You’re a TRUE American hero! 🇺🇸

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

If you want a dog like this, first off, you’re going to need a Belgian Malinois. They are essentially the Ferraris of the dog world.

But good luck having the patience to slowly train them. It takes a massive amount of time, and you basically need the dedication of a full-time dog trainer to chain all those complex behaviors together.

Once you actually get them to this level, though? They treat training sessions like a trip to the amusement park. Their work drive is so insane that they are genuinely enjoying the absolute hell out of it.