Mark Guckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg sucks

[Mark Guckerberg @MarkGuckerberg]

I wanna put u in seven positions🍆for seventy minutes7️⃣0️⃣
You'll get it babe😈
You got a lot on your mind🧠
And I want to ease it up and lick it and slip it in😩💦
You do a light scream on the ice cream🍦
When I scoop it and dip it in🍑

[Nice Kicks @nicekicks]

Drake took a shot at Anthony Edwards in Nike’s new ad for Kevin Durant’s Nike KD 19 😳😬

“‘Hey Ant-Man, can you drop your purple shoes,’ said four kids in Minnesota. Like no one wants to see those.”

[Mark Guckerberg @MarkGuckerberg]

@jalenbrunson1 for the city 🙏

[💍 @hyattwatcher]

Btw not a single knicks fan cares who win fmvp

[Mark Guckerberg @MarkGuckerberg]

@SpursCulture Let Brunson play 1on1 all night and see how that goes for you

[Mark Guckerberg @MarkGuckerberg]

@thetylilshow_ If you go back literally a month to your tweets you didn’t tweet one single thing about the Knicks at all . You’re just a clout demon 😂

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

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[Mark Guckerberg @MarkGuckerberg]

Mark guck was just seconds away from shitting his pants. Barely made it to my house. Fuck man if I would have shot bro??? That woulda been a messy Friday!

[Mark Guckerberg @MarkGuckerberg]

Yo steven A im on brick mode right now where the hoes at

[Mark Guckerberg @MarkGuckerberg]

@taeoct6jr @NostalgiaFolder Grow up

[Mark Guckerberg @MarkGuckerberg]

@EveryPhillyTeam @FestusGuck @taeoct6jr @NostalgiaFolder Niggas will lie about anything…

[Mark Guckerberg @MarkGuckerberg]

@FestusGuck @forallcurious Surely he will get us out of this one.

[Mark Guckerberg @MarkGuckerberg]

@FestusGuck @Ssshariii It smells like a steamy crap from Marky G

[Mark Guckerberg @MarkGuckerberg]

@FestusGuck @princessbtaylor @pesbiian @Ssshariii And you smell like stinky poop ass

[Shinskay Riddle-Guck @FestusGuck]

Mark Guck hit it & quit it and you think ima go back n forth with you

[Mark Guckerberg @MarkGuckerberg]

Hey kid take my advice you don’t want to step into a big pile of shit! @freddurst

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

its like watching the Mona Lisa be painted

[Mark Guckerberg @MarkGuckerberg]

God bless all the broken child

[Mark Guckerberg @MarkGuckerberg]

I’m def coming around to Jim Carrey lately. The mask. God film. I like the films that compliment his over the top comedic style.

[Shinskay Riddle-Guck @FestusGuck]

@AIMVancouver @grok He’s from a lineage of genetic mutant athlete hunks, the Paul family - he’s probably busy getting supermodel pussy as I write this message😂🫵 I would know, I’m his cousin. So watch your mouth if you don’t know what you’re talking about, unless you wanna end up like this 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Mark Guckerberg @MarkGuckerberg]

@StephenKing Of course you did cuz your a stupid ass nigga