Mark Internet

Adoring father of WordArt; loving husbandry (animal); former writer-editor and illustrator for I Watch Stuff and TV-VCR; bylines at Paper.

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Picked out my burial plot and headstone

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@MarcAspinall Where does one find such a Pattinprint?

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@ZODIAC_MF But then Ford is in a Hanes Beefy-T

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@LBoPeek I want to say that’s how I read about toxic shock syndrome

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Wes Anderson is working on a new screenplay!

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@Brandon_Bird Like Herzog and actual Columbo villain Cassavetes, auteurs somehow often make good heavies. I bet Wes Anderson would be a good rich shit-head Columbo murderer. Spike Jonze, too.

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While it's a great loss, I can barely even mourn Lynch, per se. The guy lived his life like he wanted: somehow making whatever wild shit was in his brain, killing it, and smoking cigarettes the entire time. Doing that until 78 is more than anyone could hope for.

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@Criterion @neonrated Let Milo Manara do this cover, you cowards

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If you transfused this blood into a human, they would scream for a year before finally dying—fleshy, pulsating baseball in mouth.

[Amazin' Mets Foundation @AmazinMetsFdn]

Mr. & Mrs. Met are ready to donate. Are you?

Head to the Piazza Club at @CitiField between 10 AM - 6 PM to participate in the @Mets annual Winter Blood Drive. All donors will receive one voucher for two tickets to select Mets home games in 2025. Free parking in Lots B & D.

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This is in reference to photo-depositing the rest of his SVU checks

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Ok.. Christmas is over.. The NewYear actually starts TODAY for Hustlers… Let’s get it! 💥

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@plume__ Just a duvet guy

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@nicole_rifkin Lazy Oaf is certainly in on this

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I mean, we probably have to use some variants that don't include guns, but the point remains.

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Just a couple years away from Long Halloween's 30th anniversary, when these should absolutely be postage stamps.

[Batman Archives @TheBatHome]

by tim sale

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One thing The Mandalorian initially seemed to understand is how few new Star Wars names I am willing to learn. This guy is a Mandalorian and this is Yoda but a baby. I will never know Director Orsom Krennic no matter how decent Andor is.

[Andor News @newsandor]

Empire Magazine reveals that Director Orson Krennic in this season of #Andor is in charge of raising money to build the Death Star and is behind on schedule and over budget.

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Guess now is the time to break out my latest character: Jared Leno. It's Jared Leto doing Tonight Show Headlines and it's insufferable.

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Follow me on the other place but never in real life. I'll always be furtively glancing back at you.

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Happy to learn Indiana apparently has their own, independent military alliances with Saudi Arabia. Seems normal!

[Indiana National Guard @NationalGuardIN]

The #INNG is proud to announce a new partnership with the @OKGuard and the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia under the @DeptofDefense #StatePartnershipProgram! This collaboration strengthens global relationships and builds lasting ties across government and community sectors. 🇺🇸 🤝 🇸🇦

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This isn’t new, but it’s actually impossible to distinguish satire from woeful sincerity. (This is, of course, somehow the latter.)

[Margo Martin @margomartin]

POV: walking by the cool kids table 🇺🇸

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@nicole_rifkin It’s fine; I can just stay up and do all the labor the night before, with the added benefit of not having the time to rethink how I chipped rocks with a pickaxe.