๐จ ALERT: TRUMP IS ALIVE ๐จ
The President took Labor Day Weekend off and Democrats SWORE to us that he was DEAD ๐คฃ
Reporters were getting TEXTS asking โIs Trump DEAD?!โโฆ meanwhile he was out doing INTERVIEWS, GOLFING, and FIRING โSTUPIDโ people!
Democrats have no other ideas, so theyโre LITERALLY waiting around for Trump to DIE โ ๏ธ
We just wished Biden was ALIVE ๐คฃ