Real Mark Latham

Just another average Mark trying to stay employed. Liberal, Labor and now One Nation. Right, Left, oh what the hell, whatever. (Parody)

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

Good to know that I can officially do nothing, because our glorious leader said all politicians can stop going to work. No I won't be taking a pay cut. #auspol

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

@PaulineHansonOz @theboltreport @SkyNewsAust @2SM1269 Don't worry Pauline, when it all goes to shit we can argue with lefties on the internet. I've been doing it for a minute and it's pretty fun after a cask of Aldi's finest. (I don't even care that Aldi is from Hitler's homeland)

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

Liar. @bashazard

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

@MRobertsQLD yeah but I still like having: Healthcare, education, public transport, jobseeker, jobkeeper, roads, telecommunications, equal rights, minimum wage, water supplies, and all that good stuff.

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

@CFACT @MRobertsQLD Mate we should probably check out that Tesla battery thingy before we post technical diagrams like this, might catch us out in the future. Also, make the birds bigger.

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

Labor would have forgot to carry a zero and the libs would have ruined them for it, Liberals forgot to carry 60 B's, but they Labor don't know what that means so it's ok. #auspol

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

I've been taking #hydroxychloriquine for decades! If you think I should stop, you're an idiot! Wrong!

[Boomer @BAYB_BOOMER]

Guys imagine if we finally beat #COVID19 and then suddenly something crazy happens like #Krakatoa erupting or #Chernobyl catching on fire and we can't go outside ever again. Hahahah just imagine what that would be li....

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

@wretched_worm @nobody_stop_me Two hands for beginners

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

@BradShannon17 Way to go turning this around and making the story about you.

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

@johnlittle There were a large number of Hillsong church members on board.

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

@tony_weise @AnthonyCole68 @RealMarkLatham Fuck off back to QLD @tony_weise you twat. This is none of your business.

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

#BREAKING: GOVERNMENT TO ENFORCE LOCKDOWN THIS THURSDAY. @abcnews @7NewsAustralia @9NewsAUS #auspol #nswpol #COVID19Aus #covid19 You heard it here first.

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

Do you mean the bit where his plan was to infect everybody and let the weak ones die? Like a cleanse? Yeah, great response. #coronavirus #COVID19outbreak #UKGoverment #nailedit

[Stephen Koukoulas @TheKouk]

Boris, whatever his faults, is nailing it in the UK
As far as I can see, this is one of the best govt responses to this crisis

Meanwhile in Australia, no money has been yet been injected in an economy heading for depression. Morrison is fart-arsing around doing I don't know what

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

@p64ryan @Lisa_Wilkinson @SkyNewsAust @2GB873 Learn to speak you uneducated, non-contributing idiot.

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

What is this? Is the US Government now a bunch of two-timing, hypocritical, fake government SOCIALISTS? #COVID19 #coronavirus #uspolitics #Trump https://t.co/ja8CBskqRs

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

@SkyNewsAust @RitaPanahi @SkyNewsAust blabbering bullshit again. You guys are meant to report the news, not try and make it.

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

Just so it's clear, I have absolutely nothing to do with federal politics, the budget, coronavirus, medicine, healthcare, feelings or intelligence. The only reason why I was on tv this morning is because @sam_armytage thinks I'm hot. 😘 #coronavirus #Auspol #nswpol #sunrise

[Sunrise @sunriseon7]

Did the government get the balance right with their $17.6 billion plan to keep Australia out of a recession triggered by the coronavirus pandemic?

@Jeff_Kennett and @RealMarkLatham joined Sam to share their thoughts

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

Tested positive for cocaine... Again. I usually just give them some Berocca after a night around the plate. #auspol #HighPerformancePolitics

[Derryn Hinch @HumanHeadline]

Whoops. I’m hearing a federal minister has tested positive. Cancelled meetings tomorrow.

[Real Mark Latham @MarkLathamReal]

Otherwise known as witches who refuse to issue thoughts and prayers to our community. Tanya should be burnt on the cross. #sourcery #praisebetolordjesuschrist #auspol

[Michael McCormack @M_McCormackMP]

Many Australians rely heavily on their local pharmacist for advice & support.

They’re at the frontline of our health services.

Tanya Maloney & the team at Terry White Chemmart in #CoffsHarbour are doing an outstanding job looking after their local community.

#RegionsMatter