Mark Morrisey

[Mark Morrisey @MarkMorrisey]

Also, may I suggest that along with your flag, you turn all of your fireworks upside down before you light them.

[Mark Morrisey @MarkMorrisey]

July 4th idea: May I suggest to my cave-dwelling, low-browed, knuckle-dragging, sister-loving make-believe patriots - that instead of desecrating The Stars & Stripes by flying it upside down, fly it upright and then YOU stand on your HEAD to get that upside down feeling you crave

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@TheRickWilson Tuna

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Gin and Juice https://t.co/14QdBE5zrA via @YouTube
Yeah, you MOTHERFUCJERS

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@RepMTG You are equating Trumps charges with Hunter Biden’s laptop? You really are the Neanderthal you resemble

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@LanceTHESPOKEN Sentimental but not real

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@the_vello My post stroke life included an unexplained TIA and a severe case of vertigo. I had the same type of stroke Mr Fetterman had 6 yrs ago.He should look into stem cell therapy. The research shows great promise

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@GottliebShow Maybe not a dawg, but certainly a big ol whining pussy

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@NFL @tkelce @NFLonCBS Because they're tough as nails

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@cjpearson Is that like “ Nobody eats at that restaurant, it’s too crowded”?

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@StephenKing Afternoon Delight

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@joncoopertweets As in a specimen of urine?

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@RealSkipBayless You are a pig. Now you are walking the plank naked with your microscopic dick dangling

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The game is suspended

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@JoJoFromJerz Cocksucker. (As spoken, in context by Mr. Woo and Mr. Swearingen in the HBO series DEADWOOD)

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@ericareport What's he doing wrong? I'm not a magat, but the USPS seems to be OK and working problems out.

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@TimOBrien YES

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Must be the "Bobby Knight" influence

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@joncoopertweets The Duffer and the Fluffer