Mark Pessoni

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@ah_pod One player looks really nervous in that photo, not saying which one…

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@MichaelStubel We’re loud, we’re sexual predators, we’re violent, we will fight anyone who doesn’t wear the uniform that we prefer.

We are the best fans.

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@Philly_Mays There are 20 other franchises that could do what Philly did tonight.

Minus all the booing and throwing batteries.

Low bar for sure, except for the fact that most of the rest of the United States has a higher bar

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@johnrabe Kyle is a good dude. But he looked like his family had been massacred by the Nazis when he lost tonight.

I’m not sure why this means so much to you, dude. Because you’re in Philadelphia? How about wining a World Series?

Otherwise Take your $30 million and go home and fuck off

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@Waitwhodfisthat @MLB @TMobile He was excellent. He’s an excellent pitcher.

There is no doubt that he is probably the best pitcher in baseball right now.

But that doesn’t change the fact that’s he is looking like a whiny little bitch rooting for Schwarber.

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@dgoold I don’t think Phillies fans even remember 2011. Their anger is more about what happened 10 minutes ago when some drunk tried to butt in front of them in the urinal line.

That’s as far as they go with their thinking

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@_nateschwartz Teams in the east like the Phillies, Yankees, Mets, and Red Sox don’t really like the game. They just like their teams. They think everybody that doesn’t play for their team is absolute trash

Ahem….Damon, Dykstra, Strawberry, Clemens, Gooden, MVaughn, Pedro, Cespedes, Cano……

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@IcyVert But has anyone ever swung like they were an 8 year-old trying to win a wiffle ball home run derby like Willson did tonight?

He’s lucky he didn’t get injured. Because that was silly looking. And I love the guy because of what he was as a Cardinal, but that was pretty stupid.

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@ah_pod I love your team too. When they lose. Which they do a lot.

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@BobTheNhlGuy @cardscookie It’s also not good or interesting , so there’s that

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@phillycrew1 The heart of the participation trophy.

Philadelphia PA.

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@phillycrew1 God, for a city that claims to be tougher than any place in the world, you guys are fucking soft as shit.

Good Lord, what a weenie take.

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@Philly_Mays Weak fan base that needs wins desperately

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@JackFritzWIP God, you guys are so weak you hate any team that has ever done anything to defeat you. Just weak, whiny bitch ass drunks.

Any team that beats you on a random Tuesday night in April is your fucking worst nightmare.

Any team with bats and gloves is the Nazis to you. Weak fans

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@BobTheNhlGuy @cardscookie If she is, she’s a shitty one. So fuck her.

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@bschaeffer12 As an ancient STL fan who has seen them win every kind of postseason wins
in person in my life, this was probably my favorite moment in a decade. Right with Pujols hitting his 700th in LA.
Especially considering how awesome Jordan is, and how lovely his family seems to be

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@jordiebarstool Nicest kid in the world is a villain.

Only in Philadelphia.

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@Symone_Stanley That pic is on my camera roll. Thank you.

[Mark Pessoni @MarkPesson34604]

@JakeMarc23 If Citizens Bank Park is “hell on earth”, then as a Cardinal fan, hell on earth is pretty awesome.

Considering we won the home run Derby tonight, and leapfrogged your dumbasses in 2011 to win the whole fucking thing.