Mark Reddoch

#SicEm

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

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[JayGen 𝕏 er🇨🇦 @JayGenXer]

This Legend is rocking the most savage t-shirt you’ll see all year:

“THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN A LIBERAL”

1) Flint Michigan tap water
2) Gas station sushi
3) Bill Cosby as the bartender
4) Taco Bell Bathrooms
5) Tom Brady putting air in my tires
6) A shark with a pet me sign
7) A North Korean trial
8) A shot from Dr. Kevorkian
9) A Casey Anthony day care
10) A fart when I have diarrhea

Canada needs more of this energy and way less of the other kind.

Drop a 🔥 if this t-shirt is speaking facts.

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

@bottoms_glen

[healthbot @thehealthb0t]

If COVID shots were given away for free, because they are life saving, then why isn't chemotherapy, insulin, and EpiPens also given away for free?

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

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[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

The max one can pay into social security per year is $10,453.20.

If you did that every year from age 18 until retirement, the max you’ll get from SS is $4,873 /month.

If you put it into an S&P index fund instead, you would receive $32,583 per month.

Social Security is a scam.

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

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[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

In 2027 Trump identifies as a woman, changes his name to Donna Trumpette, runs in 2028, and wins as the first female President.

Something the left will identify with 🤣

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

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[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Been retired for six years now. Recently got diagnosed with anal glaucoma. Yeah... it's a condition where you can't see your ass ever going back to work.

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

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[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

If you're voting for another democrat in 2028, raise your hand!

Now, use it to slap yourself.

You're an idiot! 🤣😂

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

@bottoms_glen

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

The man who was killed by a shark attack yesterday
while on his honeymoon didn't suffer long.

Paramedics said, he'd only been married for 6 days.

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

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[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Live on other people’s money.

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

@bottoms_glen

[John @MagaGrunt1]

🇺🇸The absolute truth.🇺🇸

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

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[Based Jessica @RealJessica]

Truth.

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

@bottoms_glen

[Tiffany Savage 🇺🇸 @patriot_savvy]

1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by:
Voting Democratic in the Midterms.

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

@bottoms_glen

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

ICE agents shown ripping families apart and shooting people.

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

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[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

A guy couldn't find a job anywhere, so he opened a small "miracle clinic."
Outside, he put up a big sign:
Treatment: $300. If it doesn't work, you get $1,000 back!

A local know-it-all thought, "Easy money."
He walked in and said, "Doc, I've completely lost my sense of taste."

The guy calmly said, "Nurse, bring Box #22. Three drops."

The nurse put three drops in the man's mouth.
The man immediately spat it out. "That's gasoline!"

The doctor smiled. "Congratulations! Your taste is back. That'll be $300."

The man stormed out, furious.

A week later, he returned. "Doc, my memory is getting really bad."

The doctor said, "Nurse, Box #22. Three drops."
The man yelled, "Wait! That's the gasoline one for taste!"

The doctor grinned. "Great! Your memory is back too. $300, please!"

Now the man was determined to win.
He came back again and said, "Doc, I'm losing my eyesight."

The doctor sighed. "I'm sorry. I don't have medicine for that. Here's your $1,000."

The man looked at the bills. "This is only $500!"

The doctor smiled. "And your vision is back. That'll be $300."

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

@bottoms_glen

[No3 Sports @No3sports]

Former Alabama running back Trent Richardson weighed in on Nick Saban’s stance against paying players.

“Honestly, I don’t get why he’s even commenting on it, they gave me and my family $75,000 just to commit, plus $10,000 a month to stay at Alabama.”

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

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[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

He just registered to vote in Minnesota

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

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[Brigitte Gabriel @ACTBrigitte]

DEMOCRATS: We need a woman President

ALSO DEMOCRATS: Women can't get an ID

ALSO DEMOCRATS: What is a woman?

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

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[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

Guess who STOPPED SMOKING today? The Ayatollah

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

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[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

These virtual doctor appointments are horrible!

I just had to check my own prostate and now I can't find my phone!

[Mark Reddoch @MarkReddoch]

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[Joe Hart @JHartFlips]

Mr President,

I’m hearing rumors that the IRS is days away from having nuclear weapons. I trust you will do the right thing.