Mark 'Another User' Shyzer

Housebound gadabout and curmudgeon-in-training.

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

Reliable and consistent in the streets, reliable and consistent in the sheets.

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

Bike lanes belong on the routes people travel you thumb in a suit

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

Bike lanes belong on secondary streets, not clogging traffic on main roads. It’s time to get you moving again.

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

@Ihatesteaksauce @TerrillCharming So, a laundromat?

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

I love the American electoral buddy system. You can’t wade into presidential waters without your buddy! Did you find a buddy yet? Go pick a buddy. Ok now hold hands

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

For a few weeks I’ve suspected there were pigeons nesting under my roof deck and now I think I have confirmation

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

Either way we all know that tree is as good as dead

[Learn Something @cooltechtipz]

Inequality v. Equality v. Equity v. Justice

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

This is the worst thing a traffic sign has ever told me to do

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

I automatically have a little more respect for any transit system where the doors open juuust before the train has come to a complete stop

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

This is the submarine that will take billionaire Larry Connor to the Titanic shipwreck.

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

@magica_doraemon @WyattDuncan If she didn’t laugh she’d cry

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

@lindiglo Imok!

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

There are only two tweets

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

@ryanghinds @brandonhackett WHAT

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

do a rabbit

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

Pitching a version of Hot Ones where I interview people while we eat chicken fingers with plum sauce and have a nice time

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

Now that there's no Kinko's where does a fella go if he wants to waltz in and use a paper cutter without having to answer a lot of questions at 5:44 am

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

I went here and everybody knew your name

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

Is he funny or is he just shouting

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

Chilly down with the fire gang

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The bearded vulture is the only known animal whose diet is almost exclusively bone

[Mark 'Another User' Shyzer @MarkShyzer]

@mjnmclean I watched this recently and pointed and shouted THAS MY FRIEND at this part